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This has been boring as fuck.

Watford have been absolutely dreadful.

Bollocks.

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Just inexplicably leather it with your weaker foot like Obafemi Martins and be done with it.

Should've called it "Behind the Logo".

That's the point I was getting at.

DOES. HE. FUCK.

Aye, but True Geordie aside, they don't do it in front of a camera.

I'd be amazed if he's ever taken a summer holiday that hasn't been based around West Ham's pre-season schedule. I'd also bet that while abroad, he frequently bores the locals with rants about how great Britain is and how thankful they should be for all "she" has done for the world. He's also one of those cunts that applauds when the plane lands, too.

Tom Down ‏@TomDown3 Jan 16 Yates in Newcastle where the West Ham are⚒⚒⚒ @hammers_chat @westhamfantv @KingdomOfWHAM @GoateeJoe Fucking knew it. Who the fuck gans in Yates's?

GOL

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Love a "it's never your fault" chant.

his clothes are all tattered and torn....

One of the most harrowing things I've seen is the footage of that one fan stumbling on the pitch, engulfed in flames.

Don't suppose anyone had TalkShite on on Friday at about 4.30pm, did they? Adrian Durham (I know, I know) is now doing something called "the daily rant" where he, or his co-presenter, goes off on one. He was on with Alvin Martin, who gave a superb rant about players who hide all game and never show for the ball, stating it's even worse if they've been having a shitter. Durham then mentioned Micky Quinn had once told him about someone he'd played with (didn't name names) who would always lose it, but kept the fans onside because he'd go out and try to win it back. Quinn had said he couldn't understand how that player was getting the plaudits, given he'd lost it in the first place. Durham started trying to think of examples. Had I not been driving at the time, I'd have called up myself and happily told the both of them that they'd perfectly described Jack Colback.

"Very good with the players and will boost them again this week," according to Brenda.

He's been given the role of dictating play by getting it forward and I think having that responsibility will help him thrive.

Men United. Prostate cancer campaign.

Oh joy. They're going to dwell on that non-incident.

Kirchoff's block is like when you're blowing out your arse playing gives and just cba.

That Clattermong attempted clearance gets better every time.

Aw has Pardling got the sniffles?