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So tedious, this. The same thing time and time again. Completely reliant on Clyne and Gibbs getting forward to give us any width.

John Mousinho is a god amongst men. He's also a League Two midfielder who is a better centre half than Mike Williamson.

Lived there for more than a year and used to go and watch them a canny bit. Absolutely mental that they're top of the league yet have never really had an out-and-out goalscorer up front. Fucking 1-0 down now though. Eurgh.

Howay Burton.

Hat-trick for Steven Fletcher. Well and truly earned that Lamborghini Aventador.

Obviously Coloccini will be sold before his replacement is brought in (or any of the other three we need in that position).

What a scruffy goal

Thoroughly expecting the Scotland side to each wolf down a wee munchy box at half time to give them the extra edge. It'll be like Popeye with spinach.

Me Israelites down to 10 men.

2-0. Bale.

Just tired of the hype surrounding young players when they get the England call up.

Never going to hear the end of this now. Eurgh.

You'd almost think they were 96th in the world, or whatever.

Welbeck is doing areet running the channels, to be fair. Not like Sterling is giving their left back the run around at the minute.

Harry Kane is class at looking gormless, like.

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:lol: until he manages to play three games on the bounce and finds himself injured yet again. We haven't learned one fucking lesson.

Carver will be more 'jump higher, run faster, kick better' than Pardle ever was. It'll be utterly grim.

Casillas doing his best to impersonate Manuel Neuer.

Excellent delivery.

Possibly the first stadium I've ever seen where there's a few picnic tables with parasols involved.

More alarmed by the fact David o'Leary is there, given some of the rumours in the past.

:lol: :lol: that back four.

Marvellous.

I've heard Houdini used to appeal a lot.