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Still stuck on the peasant wagon back from town so will post more bollocks later, but here’s a lovely photo of a lad further down from us at the start of the second half.

Just seen where they’re playing tonight. ”Eeeyer, Sirrey, gerriz directions to the Jonny Rocks Stadium”

I’ve apologised to me old man in advance for the words he’ll hear from me tonight for the 45 minutes Jordan Pickford is stood in front of us. I hope to fuck we can make him lose his head again.

Umbro are still knocking out the best kits in terms of style with simplicity. I, however, yearn for a brand from yesteryear. Give me Uhlsport, give me Valsport, give me Fila, give me Mitre, give me Pony, give me Champion USA, give me Lotto. Failing that, let’s have one of those Latin American brands. Topper, Penalty, Spieler or Atletica.

Why bother with Route 66, the sweeping coastal roads of the Amalfi Coast or the Icelandic ring road when you can take the pleasurable drive between the thriving metropolis' of Stanley and Sunniside - finishing off with a pint of Carling in the latter's social clerb?

Excellent appointment. Really exciting times.

So it’s nowhere near agreed.

Blue god squad have been absolutely atrocious like. Green god squad could win this five or six zip.

We’re only Pulis off being able to say the same, like.

Wonder how his day on the dole was today? Has he put a claim in for his mis-sold PPI? Adopted a guide dog or bought a limited edition coin from the Royal Mint?

Mackem mate’s just said Keane won’t hack the appalling refereeing decisions in the third division, nor will he take kindly to some of the workshy shite they’ve got in their squad. With his temperament, it could swiftly end in tears and for that reason I’m all for it.

The good people of Smethwick best be heading down the shop if they want buttered crumpets for the foreseeable - because a shortage is afoot.

Only people loving this will be Villa fans.

Bloke just has to own it. He should know the culture climate we’re in is that if you say something akin to what he did on a social media platform - particularly twitter - people will tag or raise it with your employer. It was crass, it wasn’t funny and I’ve little doubt it was done to get a reaction. It did - just not the one he wanted. Chin up lad, hope you find another way to keep paying your mortgage.

Brexit Colin fancies the gig. A match made in a proper, none-of-them-shit-religions heaven.

Fuck only knows. I’m certain if you are I were charged with such offences and made a further application, it’d be rejected and we’d remain on remand like.

If charged, I presume his lawyers will be putting in application for bail at his first mags appearance. Hopefully it’s refused and he’s remanded. He’s clearly an absolute danger.

Yep. Shola needs to be moved on ASAP.

Don’t for a second think he’ll come, but if he’s going to leave Bayern I can see us making an enquiry based purely on PIF wanting a proper “marquee” signing that’ll help them market the club further in Saudi.

Says “and stuff” on the end of every sentence as much as Neesy posts “etc” on the end of his.

Eeyeffell on Quest wudnt of giv wer that pewer coverage, marra.

Absolutely no chance he’ll drop Shelvey.

Your name ist also going on zer list! Vot is it? Don’t tell him, Pike. Pike!

Fucking state of it