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Tottenham players already losing it.

Honestly feels like Ajax can do whatever they want on the field.

He pings the ball around but to anyone who's in space. He doesn't take the technical ability of the player he's passing to into account. He pinged over a few balls to Manquillo who just isn't good enough to control those sort of balls. Hopefully we get someone from the continent to take his place in the team. He's not reliable enough and the type of football we play just isn't suited to him.

Toughest choice in there. I almost picked Sissoko. Have you heard of a man named Keegan? Updated 1. Given 2. Coloccinni 3. Jose Enrique 4. Solano 5. Schar 6. Lascelles 7. Keegan 8. Beardsley 9. Shearer 10. Ben Arfa 11. Speed

Fletcher seems alright. Evra needs to grow up. Scholes will never be happy.

I have no memory of Nobby ever wearing the number 6. 24 when he first came then 15 followed by 4 and back to 15 before he went to West Ham.

How'd I forget Beardley? 8 has to be Beardsley.

Toughest choice in there. I almost picked Sissoko.

My best eleven based on shirt numbers 1-11 NUFC players have worn. 1. Given 2. Coloccinni 3. Jose Enrique 4. Solano 5. Wijnaldum 6. Lascelles 7. Jenas 8. Dyer 9. Shearer 10. Ben Arfa 11. Speed https://www.transfermarkt.us/newcastle-united/rueckennummern/verein/762 Our shirt number history. Would love for Almiron to get the #10 next season. Perez needs an upgrade on 17. 7 more like it.

Man City tactical foul experts.

Brilliant. What a goal. Gtfi.

I don’t like Andone. He’s a prick.

Nice

Whoa that did not look good for Dennis Odoi.

For me, I knew Riviere would be bad. The price tag, his record in other countries, etc. it was bananas when he started doing backflips when he scored his first goal like 30 games into the season. He was just out of his depth. But Joselu for the chances he has missed has to be the worst striker. I feel like we’re a side that do make chances. And he would miss them. He also just never seems to be in the right place. Positioning is off, he just doesn't do anything. Think he missed a penalty. Feel like the moment is made for him and he fails to deliver.

60 million. Man City have Fernandinho and Man Utd have Fred. You couldn’t make it up.

Ashley approves! Think they might do okay. They're like the German version of Wolves. German coach, about eight German players. Would bank on them spending that 20 million on a couple more Germans.

Deserved. Also only been shown one yellow card all season.

Been waiting for this article for ages, they're terrible for it and consistently get away with it. Fernandinho in particular is dirty as fuck and always always gets away with it. Epitomized by the picture. Fouling Mane absolutely nowhere near the ball.

Shocking from Brighton. At least we had a bit of a go but they were taking shots from near the half way line ffs.

Finally Eriksen!

Spurs Brighton has been the drizzling shits. Wish Brighton would hurry up and get relegated. Nothing redeemable about them whatsoever.

Danny Rose has been sensational so far.

Not this week but last week there was a lot of talk of him needing to score a goal. Because of this, I think he took that Luuk De Jong type shot from way out instead of passing to Rondon. He needs to score - great but I’d rather he stick to basics like he did in his first few games. Course he’s injured now but even for next season.

Just think we could find another player to get us 10 goals a season. Would love for Ayoze to stay but it's not the biggest deal if he leaves.