Agent: Ok...settled my client will sign for you and in doing so I want 1m in return.
Ashley: Fack off.
End of meeting.
Wait two weeks.
Agent: Ok, I will take 0.5m.
Ashley: Fack Off.
End of Meeting.
Agent: Hello Mr Quinn, my client will sign for you but I want 1m.
Quinn: Drunken murmering. Of course. Hic.