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Aye? Madness.

Without wishing to play billy big bollocks here, I was told by someone that Nolan was off to WHAM last tuesday (7th) and had been told by non other than wor Shola. Didn't believe it to be true if I'm honest.

Statment to be released this morning sometime by the club.

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!!!!

Find it quite ironic that were linked with someone who's first-name translates to calm in Spanish when we sell our captain.

Isnt there already a thread on this?

Got my direct debit breakdown letter yesterday. Was going to phone them to say 'err naaar' to the first payment being before the date I wanted. Now I think I might phone them and tell them they can fuck off entirely.

Can FCB not offload Smith as part of the deal too?

Meh...it's nee Boycoutt banner.

To be fair...I trust more in a chief scout than PSG fans.

Agent: Ok...settled my client will sign for you and in doing so I want 1m in return. Ashley: Fack off. End of meeting. Wait two weeks. Agent: Ok, I will take 0.5m. Ashley: Fack Off. End of Meeting. Agent: Hello Mr Quinn, my client will sign for you but I want 1m. Quinn: Drunken murmering. Of course. Hic.

I'm pretty sure that Jose is on holiday.

Talkshite reckon so, but there normally as accurate as Ranger's shots.

West Ham apparently offer 3m for him. I'd tell fat Sam to fuck off for that price.

Snore.

Bored now.

Racist!

A piss club like Fulham get a decent manager like Jol and we are stuck with Alan 'smooth bastard' Pardew. Great.

Jol takes over at Fulham. 2 yr deal.

All Arsenal need to win the league are a good holding midfielder a quality CB and a keeper who doesnt flap like fuck... Why would they need someone like Gervinho...

Meh, being a Newcastle fan I expect the worse. Anything other than that is a bonus. If he signs, it will be fantastic.

Voted Ligue 1 player of the season apparently. Nee chance of him signing for us.

They need to fuck off all these tossers who are played due to reputation and play players who are on form. Capello doesnt have the balls to drop his media darlings.

Aye! Get the fuck out of my seat.

To be fair to Fulham, nice club, traditional ground, but any fucking place that has a 'neutral' tickets section can fuck off in my books. Then again, Villa are cunts too.