My prediction for summer:
Rumours of club being sold.
The weather being shite.
Pre-season, squad goes down with some kind of tummy bug.
Ben Arfa being photographed in Manchester airport and the forum going into meltdown as he's joining Liverpool/Manure/Man City.
Copious rumours about Messi being spotted in Farm Foods in Longbenton.
Linked with shitloads of players by the press.
Signing some players out of the blue.
Pardew to die his hair bright ginger.
Sell Enrique and sign fuck all as a replacement.
End up with a weaker squad than we started with.
Gloating mackems claiming they are going to be in Europe and we're destined for relegation.
And no season ticket through the door til the week before the start of the season and my arse to twitch because of it.
Just badgered Simon Esland at the club. Those last minute renewals will be processed within 10 days.
Movers should find out at the end of May what's happening.
Fuck ing hell man.
Watched it last night, thought it was well acted and quite a decent dramtisation on it. Quite a few self indulgent moments.
Overall it left me feeling depressed as fuck.
For those who are interested, I wrote a pretty arsey piece on our website two weeks back, Simon Esland responded suprisingly...
Anyhow,
http://www.shiteseats.co.uk/post/4340987323/is-anybody-alive-out-there-update-from-the-club
http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/04/07/jose-enrique-due-to-make-return-at-aston-villa-72703-28477281/
OMAAGAAAD
And it has emerged that Hatem Ben Arfa has pencilled in the May 1 visit to Liverpool to make his comeback from the horrific double leg break sustained at Manchester City in October.
He went on: “You lose Leon Best and you gain Hatem Ben Arfa. That’s basically where we are.
“I don’t think Hatem will be involved for a while, and Liverpool will possibly be his first inclusion in my thinking.
No nonsense defender.
Compliments Colo's reading of the game with his 'put the fucker out' approach.
My only concern is his pace and positioning is a little bit iffy.
Definately one of the best low budget buy's we've made.