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When quizzed at why he didnt wish to sign, Muntari simply replied "Sunderlands a shit hole...I wanna go home!"

That Bolton top brings a tear to my eye. It seriously fucks me off especially when good designers can't get work and then some fucknut is employed to come up with that.

Aye, me and Bowling Crofty are going.

Some of the Spurs fans being pissed off last night calling for 'Arry's head. Absolute joke, however I compared the situation of them being miffed similar to that with Bobby's last in charge for us. Then we got Souness.

where you sitting next season mate? Hopefully...if they ever bother processing the form, to the back of the Gallowgate.

My prediction for summer: Rumours of club being sold. The weather being shite. Pre-season, squad goes down with some kind of tummy bug. Ben Arfa being photographed in Manchester airport and the forum going into meltdown as he's joining Liverpool/Manure/Man City. Copious rumours about Messi being spotted in Farm Foods in Longbenton. Linked with shitloads of players by the press. Signing some players out of the blue. Pardew to die his hair bright ginger. Sell Enrique and sign fuck all as a replacement. End up with a weaker squad than we started with. Gloating mackems claiming they are going to be in Europe and we're destined for relegation. And no season ticket through the door til the week before the start of the season and my arse to twitch because of it.

Pre-season piss up in leeds. I think so.

They'll be wearing it against WBA, fact.

Who the fuck cares.

Well according to twitter, Pardspew has said he's suffered a minor set back and won't feature this season. Pretty much as predicted.

Just badgered Simon Esland at the club. Those last minute renewals will be processed within 10 days. Movers should find out at the end of May what's happening. Fuck ing hell man.

Ooo something shiny.

The black shirt was blatantly a training top. 100% better than this seasons training kit.

http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg620/scaled.php?tn=0&server=620&filename=qrwjf.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640

It's blatantly just that one from a few weeks back.

Signing a new contract next week.

Watched it last night, thought it was well acted and quite a decent dramtisation on it. Quite a few self indulgent moments. Overall it left me feeling depressed as fuck.

Play anything like we did last night and we'll murder them. Unfortunately, I think we'll get beat.

Wish I'd managed to get tickets...damn you Blackpool for having a shit allocation!

I'd be ecstatic with anything other than total rapage coming our way.

For those who are interested, I wrote a pretty arsey piece on our website two weeks back, Simon Esland responded suprisingly... Anyhow, http://www.shiteseats.co.uk/post/4340987323/is-anybody-alive-out-there-update-from-the-club

At the heed game today according to Lee Ryder.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/04/07/jose-enrique-due-to-make-return-at-aston-villa-72703-28477281/ OMAAGAAAD And it has emerged that Hatem Ben Arfa has pencilled in the May 1 visit to Liverpool to make his comeback from the horrific double leg break sustained at Manchester City in October. He went on: “You lose Leon Best and you gain Hatem Ben Arfa. That’s basically where we are. “I don’t think Hatem will be involved for a while, and Liverpool will possibly be his first inclusion in my thinking.

I'd prefer not to have a black patch, but given recent seasons I'm guessing NR may have a clause or requested it or something. It looks gashtastic.