mattypnufc

He's the next Jesus.

L'equipe apparently saying he's coming to us. Can't find the article online however.

100% real...just wondering why they'd release a 3rd strip...and why it's black...when the home one is mainly fucking black too. Still nice though.

Fuck me man, the player has said he's leaving and his ex-manager has said he's heading to us... Sigh.

Either way, as much as I'm not a fan of the 'orrible 'ammers, I wouldn't inflict Sam Allardyce on the mackems, let alone West Ham.

Derby wasn't it?

Not sure if I've hated a player more than Michael Owen. Jumped up little cockbag that he is. Then again, would be funny to see him drop his arse at SJP again like he did this season.

NWAT surely?

Cracking passer, decent shot, god awful tackler, dirty cuntbag manc fucker.

I'd imagine his name is pronounced cab-yay.

Would do a Ben Arfa style frappathon if we pulled this one off.

To be fair, I've met Niall Quinn. He's a top bloke. Loves a good old stiff cock in his mouth, but he's canny.

Or perhaps he's just a thick cunt like most of your lot?

Fuck me I'd be better off reading the comments using my limited french than trying to determine what babelfish is translating.

Haha.

No one link him to goat yelling ffs!

SE corner the scoreboard corner?

We've moved to Gallowgate Upper, but that was our choice to start with anyhow. Did anyone ever expected L7 to be relocated to L4 by this regime and not split us up?

Wouldn't be suprised in the slightest.

So basically he told a press conference he might stay he might go, but his choice is in his head?

Willie McKay. Say no more. Smells of brinksmanship imo.

The thing is, and I know it's been a while, but Newcastle are still a well known name in Europe. Our treatment of Ben Arfa has got some very good press over in France, with that coupled with the added bonus of having Tiote, native french speaker, who could put in a good word with Gervinho, good stadium, good fans, it's not impossible for players to forfeit the relativly pish standards of French football to come to a team who may challenge the top ten in England next season. People forget the draw of even featuring in the premier league has to players in comparison to Ligue 1.

That article lost any sort of legitimate insight when it listed James Pearch as the 16th best value player in the league. It also fails to mention how the come to any sort of formula to determine entertainment. Blackburn 'fucking' Rovers are 3rd man.

Metro radio on twitter claiming 5under1and season tickets offered more value for money than ours. safc 9th nufc 17th Hmmm. I'd love to see how they worked that out. I suppose this equation may help: Free tickets + 7 wins + 25 goals = better value than £390 (cheapest adult student ticket) + 6 wins + 41 goals