mattypnufc

Oh aye, means nowt, but someone is speaking on twitter. @NUFCOfficial

Club confirm no bids for him...contrary to media reports.

£45m or they can fuck off.

Not sure why Chelsea don't just go for that other chap (in the tiote ilk) we were linked with, Matuidi or something?

Still find it quite funny for a country rife with crime that a uk citizen who has a past misdemenour can't get approval to enter the country, even though they have him on record, know where he will be staying, who he will be with and when he will be there too. Madness considering we used to run that fucking place too. *waits for a bite for the last comment*

Snore. I'll take a pinch of obvious, mix it with a slice of injury, and bosh - Tiote to chelsea rumour!

Heard plenty of shit from a friend in regards to Ranger, not just the replica gun crap too. Reliable too.

Holy shit Frances number 14. Fraptastic.

I just fail to comprehen how two people, in the same office, essentially working on the same stories, can't talk to each other. If I didn't speak to my colleage, we'd both end up trying to fix the same PC's/Network/Servers every day.

Douglas, cackling away to himself manicly leans back in his chair... "Lee, do you think it would be funny if we contradicted each other in our seperate papers?" Ryder, with a wry smile on his face turns and says "Yes Mark, we haven't done that for a while have we...it's been at least 2 days..." Douglas: "Champion, what shite shall we confuse our readers with today?" Ryder, reaches into his draw, pulls out a random slip of paper which simply states 'Wages' "I think this will do Mark, we went with 'Transfer Fee' being the issue last week." Douglas: "Champion. Fancy a pint after working so hard?" Ryder "I'd prefer a stiff cock instead!". Etc etc.

No shit, reserval of mag at work, mackem at work messaged my mate on the subject of O'Shea "He's got 7 premiership medals!" my mate replied with: "I've got a Greggs cancer run medal from 1991, doesn't mean I'm an Olympic athlete" Genius.

Sounds like a top lad from that Interview.

FACKING LAAAVE IT.

The White Ameobi. No ta.

Using fucking Windows XP? Suppose at least it's not Vista.

If you know anything about football - you know that The Fairs cup was a highly respected trophy - much more respected than the Europa League tbh. Again, considering it resides proudly in the camp nou and sits in Barca's trophy role of honour is good enough for me.

Still fail to see how having a replica top is childish like...or is it just the fasionista's amongst us that think they are style icons for not wearing one?

Spurs wanting to use tax payers money to revamp shite fart lane ey? Well, they can fuck right off to be honest.

Randomly, does anyone know of any cheap alternative sites (Thailand etc) that do Women's tops. Wor lass wants a Barcalona Fitted top.

http://tinyurl.com/3rmwgzb or http://tinyurl.com/3zq3ddl

Aye. Apparently the contractors that wished to build on the site of the old mestalla pulled out, so Valencia ended up with half a stadium and shit load of debt, hence the Villa sales and pretty much bargain basement hunting. Shame.

Desole mon ami!

Sturridge. Its on the back of the Ronnie. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/north-east-news/evening-chronicle-news/2011/06/29/hot-off-the-press-today-s-evening-chronicle-72703-28800345/2/ Then again the Journal will be out tomorrow morning claiming that we are.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnjluvJyAg1qz7guco1_500.jpg

Thanks for that Sky. Insightful as always.