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http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/04/07/jose-enrique-due-to-make-return-at-aston-villa-72703-28477281/ OMAAGAAAD And it has emerged that Hatem Ben Arfa has pencilled in the May 1 visit to Liverpool to make his comeback from the horrific double leg break sustained at Manchester City in October. He went on: “You lose Leon Best and you gain Hatem Ben Arfa. That’s basically where we are. “I don’t think Hatem will be involved for a while, and Liverpool will possibly be his first inclusion in my thinking.

I'd prefer not to have a black patch, but given recent seasons I'm guessing NR may have a clause or requested it or something. It looks gashtastic.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5303/5595163682_dbe215abd6.jpg Quick shoppery. It's not hard to make a decent strip is it PUMA?

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No nonsense defender. Compliments Colo's reading of the game with his 'put the fucker out' approach. My only concern is his pace and positioning is a little bit iffy. Definately one of the best low budget buy's we've made.

Is this mental cunt elligible for the Villa game if he's fit?

My experience was they were so happy they could almost explode in the ground, huge grins, wanker signs, bedsheets, banners, party atmosphere, crying motions, songs, then walking with them outside the ground without stewards, coppers and barriers between us it was all "Unlucky lads, hope you come back up." So I have no shame at hoping we tonk them and can reprise songs from earlier in the season like "You're not laughing any more", "Where's your fucking bedsheets now", "Hope goal difference sends you down" with the handy addition of "Ireland was right, Birmingham's shite." Maybe a friendly reminder of this year's very open relegation battle in the form of "You're going down with whoever" Admittedly, mines not first hand experience, but second hand. Someone I know who was there with his son, and afterwards 4/5 villa fans where in their faces shouting "Fuck off you geordie cunts, piss off back to the fucking shit where you belong" is not on. Neither is any of the songs they sung on that day, or banners, or any of that shit. And Bluf - totally agree with the SS coverage. They tried their hardest to find sobbing geordies, out of the whole crowd one person was crying and they picked him out. I was proud of our fans that day. Very little respect for Villa considering there has been zero beef through the years between us, they well and truly jumped on the 'fuck the geordies' bandwagon. It won't be forgotten.

No offence to brummie, but after the stories I heard about the shit sent our way on relegation day, I hope we fucking shit on these. Absolutely shocking a few tales I've been told...I reckon there could be a bit of bother too.

Hope he's back soon and pictured too! Vaseline and tissues at the ready

Honest to god....training pictures next week...pants round ankles and baby oil at the ready.

Where's that quote from?

Two weeks if a Spanish team makes the CL final (not unlikely given Barça and Madrid are on the same side of the bracket). I expect the strike to be called off. Not the first time they threaten with this, and it has never happened at the end. Latest is that the strikes are off. Good luck with tickets, doubt you'll manage sadly.

Saving a massive frappicino for the first pictures of him training again like!

Bit pissed off that I can't make it due to Newcastle playing, otherwise I would've been going 100%. If Newcastle aren't playing I often get myself off to Hillheads if I can, cracking games.

Better idea. Don't go as the seats are shite, expensive and the place is full of cunts.

Ooof, reet in the nads that shot like.

this, exactly. talk of 'diversity' is a smoke screen. they're going on like they're bothered about everyone getting together to enjoy a game of football no matter what their background. what they're really bothered about is that the grounds remain respectable and not too intimidating to keep attracting the rich. is a modern football crowd REALLY that diverse? i dont think so. bring in standing for those that want it, those that dont can sit. Egg 'fucking' zactly.

Marc e fucking lino or Cacapa. Former for his high wages, shit attitude, injuries and generally taking the piss out of the club....Cacapa for just being too old and too shit for us. There's probably worse in our past, such as Matty 'he's fat, he's shit, he plays when no ones fit' Patterson and the likes of Alan 'Yellow Card' Smith, to name but a few.

http://www.fsf.org.uk/news/safestanding.php Sign it. Fucking daft not advocating the idea of allocated standing.

Can't see us winning. Lose 2-1.

Broke Black & White hearts? Seriously, they still think they won 1-1. Still love the fact that we got bigger attendances in the Championship than them.

Lose 2-1

Thing that gets me, is that when Williamson got banned, the referee spoke to Williamson after the challenge off the ball, after the ball had went out for a goal kick. Surely by the letter of the law, that could have been classed as action. I imagine the FA panel would have been something along these lines: "...and now onto the Wayne Rooney incident" Plasma screen replay starts "...as you can clearly see, Wayne elbows the Wigan player with intent in an off the ball incident" "Mr Clattenburg halts play then, whilst attempting to cross language barriers between Geordie and Scouse, remembers his place not to award Rooney with a yellow card." "Mr Clattenburg, care to explain yourself?" "Well, I saw it in full view, then I remembered my training. 'Do not upset Sir Alex or England Internationals'. In my defence my only mistake was to even think that I'd seen it. I can't believe I didn't give the other player a yellow card for being a soft puff." Murmers of agreement in the FA's main meeting room. "Well it's settled then...he plays for England and Man U...he can't be banned!" "Next on our agenda - Ryan Taylor's challenge and his forever crying face but first, who's for a twos up on the tea lady in the S&M room?"

Worthy of a new thread but just seen that Rooney elbow. Surely if Williamson got banned for 3 matches that hideous little scouse scroat deserves more.