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NUFC - P 96 W 48 D 29 L19 PTS 173 safc - P 88 W 25 D 27 L 36 PTS 102 [/mackem logic] Eeeeyyyuuuh, but yews wuz relegayted.

Fucking absolute mongsock man.

Don't remind me. He was fucking terrible. Still love the Matty Pattinson song. "He's fat, he's shit, he plays when no-one's fit, Pattinson...Pattinson." Harsh, but true.

When was the last time we beat Manure at Old Trafford? Can't recall it happening in my life time...

Resident mackem at work perking up as if they've won the league with us getting beat off the best team in the league. He was still smiling when I pointed out that we're 14 points above them and have only lost once this season. Honestly can't understand why he'd be happy. Oh yes, we're the centre of thier world. Clown.

Aye it is.

Anti-Magookies! So Swansea are more likely to beat Man U, and Norwich better odds to beat Arsenal? Mental. Might hoy a couple of quid on for shits and giggles. Not expecting a single thing in return mind, but there's always a slim chance.

Fuck that bucktoothed, could chew the future bellend.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luunm9PMoq1qz7guco1_500.jpg

Fixed now

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2010/jan/18/northern-rock-newcastle-united-sponsorship

bit late but it's getting towards that time of year, definite contender for post of the year. Thirded.

Been taking some negativity pills this morning? Nah, just the usual 'FLUFFY KITTEN' pills he's been on since birth. Haha mate...howay man.

Aye but unlike Nolan, Colo can actually run twelve yards...and unlike Barton he doesnt come with baggage.

Can see us losing today like...too much expectation along with a full house. Inevitable defeat IMO.

I see Lawro predicts we'll lose again...hmm.

Fuck them cunts in the fucking ear. After they way they behaved when we went down, they can go and fucking jump.

Think about what John Terry allegedly said...

"We know what you are, we know what you are, Anton Ferdinand, we know what you are." Thats the one I heard anyhow.

Yup class, just hope you saved the .psd file so you can correct the spelling mistake! Haha whoops

Couple bits of shoppery I just did for our crappy site on a slow day at work. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzfza9Z4H1qz7guco1_500.jpg http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltzclnbU7t1qz7guco1_500.jpg

They battered and dominated us in the derby too. Dont forget that.

Picked up a calf strain or something of that nature in that open training apparently.

Outstanding bullshit in that. Krul vs Rochina = never a fucking penalty after watching replays. Krul wins the ball, and puts it into touch. Ba = one of the most blatant penalties I have ever witnessed not given, then for those cunts to break and get that other one awarded was a fucking joke. 2 other handballs some of the most basketball type action I've ever seen too. Flukey pissing deflection from that cunt Pederson. Off 'fucking' side for Givet at the end. All in all, fuck you Blackburn. Still no idea where 7minutes of additonal time came from mind.

DAMAGE!