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My experience was they were so happy they could almost explode in the ground, huge grins, wanker signs, bedsheets, banners, party atmosphere, crying motions, songs, then walking with them outside the ground without stewards, coppers and barriers between us it was all "Unlucky lads, hope you come back up." So I have no shame at hoping we tonk them and can reprise songs from earlier in the season like "You're not laughing any more", "Where's your fucking bedsheets now", "Hope goal difference sends you down" with the handy addition of "Ireland was right, Birmingham's shite." Maybe a friendly reminder of this year's very open relegation battle in the form of "You're going down with whoever" Admittedly, mines not first hand experience, but second hand. Someone I know who was there with his son, and afterwards 4/5 villa fans where in their faces shouting "Fuck off you geordie cunts, piss off back to the fucking shit where you belong" is not on. Neither is any of the songs they sung on that day, or banners, or any of that shit. And Bluf - totally agree with the SS coverage. They tried their hardest to find sobbing geordies, out of the whole crowd one person was crying and they picked him out. I was proud of our fans that day. Very little respect for Villa considering there has been zero beef through the years between us, they well and truly jumped on the 'fuck the geordies' bandwagon. It won't be forgotten.

No offence to brummie, but after the stories I heard about the shit sent our way on relegation day, I hope we fucking shit on these. Absolutely shocking a few tales I've been told...I reckon there could be a bit of bother too.

Hope he's back soon and pictured too! Vaseline and tissues at the ready

Honest to god....training pictures next week...pants round ankles and baby oil at the ready.

Where's that quote from?

Two weeks if a Spanish team makes the CL final (not unlikely given Barça and Madrid are on the same side of the bracket). I expect the strike to be called off. Not the first time they threaten with this, and it has never happened at the end. Latest is that the strikes are off. Good luck with tickets, doubt you'll manage sadly.

Saving a massive frappicino for the first pictures of him training again like!

Bit pissed off that I can't make it due to Newcastle playing, otherwise I would've been going 100%. If Newcastle aren't playing I often get myself off to Hillheads if I can, cracking games.

Better idea. Don't go as the seats are shite, expensive and the place is full of cunts.

Ooof, reet in the nads that shot like.

this, exactly. talk of 'diversity' is a smoke screen. they're going on like they're bothered about everyone getting together to enjoy a game of football no matter what their background. what they're really bothered about is that the grounds remain respectable and not too intimidating to keep attracting the rich. is a modern football crowd REALLY that diverse? i dont think so. bring in standing for those that want it, those that dont can sit. Egg 'fucking' zactly.

Marc e fucking lino or Cacapa. Former for his high wages, shit attitude, injuries and generally taking the piss out of the club....Cacapa for just being too old and too shit for us. There's probably worse in our past, such as Matty 'he's fat, he's shit, he plays when no ones fit' Patterson and the likes of Alan 'Yellow Card' Smith, to name but a few.

http://www.fsf.org.uk/news/safestanding.php Sign it. Fucking daft not advocating the idea of allocated standing.

Can't see us winning. Lose 2-1.

Broke Black & White hearts? Seriously, they still think they won 1-1. Still love the fact that we got bigger attendances in the Championship than them.

Lose 2-1

Thing that gets me, is that when Williamson got banned, the referee spoke to Williamson after the challenge off the ball, after the ball had went out for a goal kick. Surely by the letter of the law, that could have been classed as action. I imagine the FA panel would have been something along these lines: "...and now onto the Wayne Rooney incident" Plasma screen replay starts "...as you can clearly see, Wayne elbows the Wigan player with intent in an off the ball incident" "Mr Clattenburg halts play then, whilst attempting to cross language barriers between Geordie and Scouse, remembers his place not to award Rooney with a yellow card." "Mr Clattenburg, care to explain yourself?" "Well, I saw it in full view, then I remembered my training. 'Do not upset Sir Alex or England Internationals'. In my defence my only mistake was to even think that I'd seen it. I can't believe I didn't give the other player a yellow card for being a soft puff." Murmers of agreement in the FA's main meeting room. "Well it's settled then...he plays for England and Man U...he can't be banned!" "Next on our agenda - Ryan Taylor's challenge and his forever crying face but first, who's for a twos up on the tea lady in the S&M room?"

Worthy of a new thread but just seen that Rooney elbow. Surely if Williamson got banned for 3 matches that hideous little scouse scroat deserves more.

'KINELL!!!

Same. Talk to you on Saturday about it. Why not move down to Level 4? To be fair, whilst I understand the idea of moving the majoriy en masse, the Gallowgate has a couple of friends already in it and generate's a decent little atmosphere itself. Not to say that the work UfN isn't good...as it is and we back it (which you know of) it's just time to try something new. If little pockets of singing sections end up elsewhere in the ground you never know...it could just help "bring back the noise" *cringe* I'll get my coat.

Gonna have a celebratory wank when he returns like.

Same. Talk to you on Saturday about it.

Wrong, he had 9 yellows before the match against Bham. Was not booked in that game, so he should play against Bolton. 9 cards also stated by PL-statistics, which should settle the discussion: http://www.premierleague.com/page/Statistics/0,,12306,00.html 2nd for most fouls Player Team Fouls 1 Kevin Davies Bolton 79 2 Cheik Tiote Newcastle 53 3 Tim Cahill Everton 50 4 Hendry Thomas Wigan Athletic 49 5 Fernando Torres Chelsea 46 6 Didier Drogba Chelsea 44 7 Alex Song Arsenal 44 8 Luke Varney Blackpool 44 9 Charlie Adam Blackpool 43 10 Mohamed Diame Wigan Athletic 43 11 Andrew Carroll Newcastle 41 12 Clint Dempsey Fulham 41 13 Leiva Lucas Liverpool 41 14 Fabrice Muamba Bolton 41 15 Youssouf Mulumbu WBA 38 16 Robert Huth Stoke City 36 17 Rory Delap Stoke City 35 18 Joey Barton Newcastle 34 19 Christophe Berra Wolves 34 20 Marouane Fellaini Everton 34 That's fucking shocking amount of fouls. How many times has Davies been suspended this season?

Can't blame the lad, deserves to be at Barca/Real/Inter but not fucking Manure or fucking Liverpool.