mattypnufc

Snore.

Bored now.

Racist!

A piss club like Fulham get a decent manager like Jol and we are stuck with Alan 'smooth bastard' Pardew. Great.

Jol takes over at Fulham. 2 yr deal.

All Arsenal need to win the league are a good holding midfielder a quality CB and a keeper who doesnt flap like fuck... Why would they need someone like Gervinho...

Meh, being a Newcastle fan I expect the worse. Anything other than that is a bonus. If he signs, it will be fantastic.

Voted Ligue 1 player of the season apparently. Nee chance of him signing for us.

They need to fuck off all these tossers who are played due to reputation and play players who are on form. Capello doesnt have the balls to drop his media darlings.

Aye! Get the fuck out of my seat.

To be fair to Fulham, nice club, traditional ground, but any fucking place that has a 'neutral' tickets section can fuck off in my books. Then again, Villa are cunts too.

He's the next Jesus.

L'equipe apparently saying he's coming to us. Can't find the article online however.

100% real...just wondering why they'd release a 3rd strip...and why it's black...when the home one is mainly fucking black too. Still nice though.

Fuck me man, the player has said he's leaving and his ex-manager has said he's heading to us... Sigh.

Either way, as much as I'm not a fan of the 'orrible 'ammers, I wouldn't inflict Sam Allardyce on the mackems, let alone West Ham.

Derby wasn't it?

Not sure if I've hated a player more than Michael Owen. Jumped up little cockbag that he is. Then again, would be funny to see him drop his arse at SJP again like he did this season.

NWAT surely?

Cracking passer, decent shot, god awful tackler, dirty cuntbag manc fucker.

I'd imagine his name is pronounced cab-yay.

Would do a Ben Arfa style frappathon if we pulled this one off.

To be fair, I've met Niall Quinn. He's a top bloke. Loves a good old stiff cock in his mouth, but he's canny.

Or perhaps he's just a thick cunt like most of your lot?

Fuck me I'd be better off reading the comments using my limited french than trying to determine what babelfish is translating.