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Ahh Leon. How could I forget you!

Meh, I'd have him here as a backup player, farm Ranger out on Loan, Kuqi is gonna get fucked off. Were left with Shola and Peter Rosenkrands Lovenkrands.

BBC Newcastle claiming we've agreed terms with Jay Bothroyd...well according to NSG anyhow.

Given the lack of abuse directed at the box office/Simon Esland/Disco Dekka/Mike Ashley I assume that's where you asked to be put? Aye, asked to be put there however the lack of abuse was not lacking on my behalf. When did you put your renewal in? Before 28th February? Before the Bolton game I think...26th or something. May have been earlier can't remember.

Given the lack of abuse directed at the box office/Simon Esland/Disco Dekka/Mike Ashley I assume that's where you asked to be put? Aye, asked to be put there however the lack of abuse was not lacking on my behalf.

Just had my renewal/mover request processed - receipt email. L7 to gallowgate.

The lad wants to go to Spain man...doubt we'll get him. Then again, Ben Arfa saga... I reckon if Pardew uses his charm and gives wor Kevin a few hints on tips of how to pull some birds he'll be well up for it. The charming bastard.

Haha aye well like I say, you know how reliable twitter is...

Meh, once again twitter fail, but could be interesting if true - random on it saying Mehdi Abeid from Lens in Gosforth Hotel is there claiming he's signed for us. Younging like, 18 or something. Pinch of salt as normal.

photoshop job again.

Any ideas what it looks like on a fat bastard?

I'm on a trainin course right now and dese comments made me chuckle out loud. Dere all looking at me like I'm mental.

Love Shola me like.

I couldn't work out what they were saying, was it 'sign on the dotted line Joey?' Aye pretty much. Knackers.

Was there last night. Overall the talk-in was good, highlight was obviously Nolan/Barton, but plenty of other midfielders there for a good bit of banter...some old faces and a bit of insight into our history. Pretty much what Chicken wrote in the summary sums it up, nothing really more said. A few knackers at the front where shouting and balling a few times which got on my threpneys though, but overall it was for a good cause too.

All this hubub...the window isnt even open yet for fucks sake.

Looks like a template job to me.

Saw it in person this morning in the club shop window. My opinion has swung full circle...it's actually quite nice.

its next to Gallowgate metro station I think... http://newcastlephotos.blogspot.com/2011/01/sir-bobby-robson-memorial-garden.html

When quizzed at why he didnt wish to sign, Muntari simply replied "Sunderlands a shit hole...I wanna go home!"

That Bolton top brings a tear to my eye. It seriously fucks me off especially when good designers can't get work and then some fucknut is employed to come up with that.

Aye, me and Bowling Crofty are going.

Some of the Spurs fans being pissed off last night calling for 'Arry's head. Absolute joke, however I compared the situation of them being miffed similar to that with Bobby's last in charge for us. Then we got Souness.

where you sitting next season mate? Hopefully...if they ever bother processing the form, to the back of the Gallowgate.

My prediction for summer: Rumours of club being sold. The weather being shite. Pre-season, squad goes down with some kind of tummy bug. Ben Arfa being photographed in Manchester airport and the forum going into meltdown as he's joining Liverpool/Manure/Man City. Copious rumours about Messi being spotted in Farm Foods in Longbenton. Linked with shitloads of players by the press. Signing some players out of the blue. Pardew to die his hair bright ginger. Sell Enrique and sign fuck all as a replacement. End up with a weaker squad than we started with. Gloating mackems claiming they are going to be in Europe and we're destined for relegation. And no season ticket through the door til the week before the start of the season and my arse to twitch because of it.