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35 more games this season http://i.imgur.com/hBbCVsd.gif

Club's just straight up fucking with us now. No pretense whatsoever, just dick slapping us in the face.

Owning a sports team is a business unlike any other. In no other business I can think of are the customers so invested in how the business conducts itself. Some people love Nike, some like Adidas. But if either of them start making stuff that's pure shit, customers won't have any compunction about changing brands. That just doesn't happen in sports, because a team is more than an ordinary brand. It represents a community, a place, a region, and an identity. To my way of thinking, someone who owns a team is duty bound to honor that special relationship and not abuse it. Ashley clearly disagrees. He treats the club only as his personal asset, to do with what he pleases. He knows a certain percentage of supporters will stand by the club no matter what he does, because of the special bond. The rest he doesn't give a shit about. It's egregious that Ashley has the audacity to disrespect his customers--the people who truly love the club--by keeping this fucking alien egg sack around. Fuck them both.

If this happens, I will drink a glass of a beverage I don't enjoy the taste of.

Five more hours for our merry band of morons to continue fucking shit up.

This club's management is mentally infirm.

Need somebody young and charismatic, with a decent style of play. Will never happen so long as Ashley's here, but fuck it, we're dreaming here.

Thomas Tuchel

Fuck man, I just want us to hurry up and hit rock bottom so it speeds up the process of starting to undo the damage. Don't see the point in drawing out an untenable situation.

Tempted to buy one of those whack-ass Wonga monstrosities with Ben Arfa 26 on it. Won't do it, but tempted.

Staaaaand byyyy youuur maaaaaan . . .

Roy's got battered wife syndrome.

Where do I sign up for HBA's martyrdom cult?

Oh

This is excruciating.

Meatball parm, please.

It's a good thing I'm already used to hate-watching every team I support.

Mixed feelings about getting the goal.

This is so fanatic. You guys rule.

I hadn't really been following this since I obviously can't be there. I just caught up, and it's fantastic. Definitely doing Cajun proud.

I just caught up with this. Fantastic work!

Such a shame.