B-more Mag

We're signing Brother Mouzone with braids! http://i.imgur.com/MLoztHF.gif

Spoken like a true O's fan. </unnecessary snipe>

Ben Yedder also extended his contract with Toulouse for four years anyway.

http://i.imgur.com/zbUemUV.png http://i.imgur.com/JVQear0.png

Easy, just answer these 5000 questions.

I blame Mike Ashley.

Mapou

Whatever's going on, it's the last thing we need right now.

I guess Kinnear would keep Carver and Stone if he took over from Pardew. God, how we need a clean sweep. Woodman excluded, maybe.

It's like he's either tripping or struggling not to trip every time he gets the ball at his feet.

I'll have really mixed feelings if we manage to score.

So unsurprising.

Watch us buy Tomi Ameobi before the window closes.

Ameobi magic. I can feel it.

Shola's a donkey.

http://i.imgur.com/jvagp6p.jpg

Pretty accurate, tbf.

A voyeur, eh?

He's apparently never heard of no-haggle dealerships. It makes the buying experience so much more pleasant. It's predicated on the dealer setting relatively reasonable prices, though. ₤25M? Fuck off.

He really is an odious cretin.

I just can't see that we're anything more to Ashley than just another brand he's bought to add to his collection. He's done well building his business empire that way, but a football club is a business unlike any of the others he owns. Unfortunately for us the success he's had with his other businesses will never translate to the success we're looking for on the pitch and I don't think he has the desire or capacity to alter his way of doing things.

Football AND statistics!? You guys just totally don't get me at all. I'm going to my bedroom. Leave me alone.

I'm going to turn up early on Saturday and boo the lassy on the desk in the Milburn reception. Good man.

I'm going to start directing my rage at Lee Charnley and John Irving. I feel like they're getting off far too easy.

Is it too much to ask for an owner who gives at least one single, solitary fuck? I never imagined things would turn out this way when the news first broke that he was buying the club.