B-more Mag

I like 3 points.

Remember that the match starts at 11:00 a.m. on Sunday instead of 10:00 due to the magical springing forward of time in the U.S. before the rest of the world. No point getting up earlier than necessary.

Fight and win is such a half-assed chant. "Oh, you want us to go out there and win? Alright. I didn't know."

He's also no: http://www.tremendousupsidepotential.com/assets_c/2010/10/YANKEEDOUCHE-thumb-520x292-13053.gif So is he the official Yankees Douche now?

That dude knows damn well that American stadiums don't have "terraces." Pretentious asses.

Seattle dude is no Wild Bill Hagy, that's for sure. http://i.imgur.com/bL3s9nf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/ClN5BN2.jpg

Well that's just a really fucking shitty result.

Oh fuck off.

Good luck!

D.C. United http://i.imgur.com/lBCqVfG.jpg Home http://i.imgur.com/PwtPICV.jpg Away http://i.imgur.com/fk4gECv.jpg Third Only okay.

Well this is a pretty shit argument to have.

Really, really, really hoping it's not a break.

I am pleased. Quite pleased.

http://i.imgur.com/3CIswFY.jpg?1

8/10 would bang

Sorry, just having a total c*** of a day and felt the need to unwind a bit. Unwinding by winding up. Balance.

Does the window still SLAM shut if nobody's paying attention to it?

I'd like to see Cabaye and Ben Arfa out the door too, otherwise I agree. And Massadio Haïdara has shown me nothing so far. I'd like to see him shifted as well.

Baguette for everyone. I wanted to be able to offer something nice like coq au vin, but Pardew ruined it. So it's just fucking bread.

Remain Calm and Think of Fromage

FRENCH TOAST!

CREPES FOR EVERYONE!

Zoot alors! Sacrebleu! Tres Semmes!