B-more Mag

The space-time fabric remains in tact.

If this is true, I fear a tear in the space-time continuum.

We signed players from 1/4 of the clubs in Ligue 1 in a single window.

I'm still having trouble processing four signings in four days, none of which facially appears to be somebody we're just settling for. This are uncomprehendable.

Ridiculous wind up.

Stay vigilant, supporters.

He was probably all like "don't be scared, it's straight like a banana," the big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn.

I wouldn't be able to stand this kind of scrutiny. Respectable anonymity is a glorious thing.

We should probably have a smiley of Mike Ashley in stereotypical French beret, mustache, and scarf a la: http://i.imgur.com/fRwNBuC.jpg

at the thread title!

http://i.imgur.com/qXeJ7ot.gif

Around the clock "news" coverage gets to be a bit much sometimes. This story is one of those things I think I'd be better off just learning at the end rather than as it happens and without full info.

If he has a good reason that people could at least understand, even if not fully supporting his decision, you'd think he'd at least allude to it while keeping details private. Just a really weird situation.

Well it is a conservative paper.

If there is any potentially sympathetic reason for him wanting out, he should have made it publicly known a while ago. The fact he hasn't made it known screams that there is no sympathetic reason. I'm not counting knocking up a ho as a sympathetic reason.

Al Pacino fan http://flic.kr/p/dP3jpF

I haven't been this excited since yesterday!

I wish the Walton family knew that.

My first ever award nomination. Seriously, Wegmans is for yuppie scum.

Wegmans is horrible.

I don't much care if he's upset that he has to stay. It's what he signed up for. He'd best play and give his all.

Yanga-Mbiwa Yanga-Mbiwa Yanga-Mibwa, Ma-a-pou To Hava Nagila

http://i.imgur.com/BR3kpoa.gif

Ashley is Pietersing this transfer window.

http://i.imgur.com/DHBVWcD.jpg