B-more Mag

19 Totteridge Common, London N20 8LR, UK. Please note, I do not advocate sending CVs* to Mike Ashley. *anthrax is okay

Yeah, get right on that mystery Scooby-Doo.

Great news--absolute nothing unusual going on with the club right now! http://i.imgur.com/47cCOd4.png

Cue radio silence from the club in 5, 4, 3 . . .

Seven aggregate goals for Norwich and the Mackems. Everything is wrong with everything.

Mainly feel pissed off that Ashley still owns the club and there's absolutely nothing to be done about it.

This means I'll have to figure out what a Rotherham and a Brentford is, I suppose.

We're number 18, we're number 18 etc.

What a shit fucking day season nine years or whatever since Ashley took over.

This scoring goals thing Norwich is doing is interesting.

Are you saying "boo" or "boo-urns"?

What a fucking ridiculous position to be in. So utterly fucking avoidable.

If the alternative is repeatedly stapling your scrotum to a block of wood that's quite a conundrum.

http://i.imgur.com/16AnbgP.png http://i.imgur.com/qxPGJaE.png

Cotton Hill

Can't imagine Benitez going to Everton.

Charnley: "Stay, yeah?" Benitez: "Nah." Charnley: "We tried."

http://i.imgur.com/IBT6Oyv.png

Another mustard stripe away kit, please.

i don't think he'll be that bothered by the championship, i'm convincing myself he's going to stay Just leaning into the uppercut here, mojo. This is what happens when you only follow one sport. We have to allocate our pain over several. Knock out punch vs. body blows.

The fact that Ashley has never been able to get workable internal structures in place reinforces for me that, in addition to just not giving a shit, he's not really a business person--just a gambler who has hit it a few times.

Mike Ashley is a malignant tumor that has ravaged the club. In his nine years here he's proven himself to be nothing more than an absentee landlord, at the best of times, and a pimp, whoring out the club for the benefit of his own interests, at the worst. I'll have no expectation for anything good to come to us so long as he's involved with the club.