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This is definitely not infuriating at all. No, sir.

They did concede to the team that couldn't score vs Villa, tbf. True

Commentators ripping into Spurs here.

Counterpoint: Daniel Snyder might decide to go international. Meh. Ashley out anyway.

A. Though in my mind A also includes Ashley being skull fucked by a silverback gorilla.

:fwap:

Nixon. Something else before that; I can't remember what.

Open Letter to Mike Ashley Fuck off you motherfucking festering boil on the ass crack of humanity. Thanks, B-More Mag

The Benitez factor is a bit of a wildcard. If Ashley gives Benitez what he needs then that would put Ashley in the territory of making a good decision, which is something he hasn't done with us before. But I'd still have absolutely no confidence in Ashley and would be waiting for the other shoe to drop. He's fucked stuff up time and time again and that won't change (by my reckoning, anyway). I'd get no enjoyment out of rewarding his incompetence by going to games. Of course I live half a world away, so it's pretty easy for me to have that opinion.

So just keep putting money in his pockets?

Albanians are very very dangerous. True.

I mean people were talking about Charnley offering up his naked wife. Talk about cringey--I assume. Maybe I'm wrong. I'm sure she's a very handsome woman.

Welcome to the last nine years.

Only the 453rd richest person in the world. Somebody start a phone bank! http://i.imgur.com/90wDiEN.png

I don't think that's quite right.

I had 0% belief or expectation that he'd join us in the first place--so I'm going to go on ahead and have 0% belief or expectation that he'll stay. Maybe he'll again prove that I have 0% ability to accurately predict his behavior.

Watch out PEODO'S.

He's done nothing over the last nine years to suggest he'll do anything productive now.

He doesn't much care, I suspect.

Ashley doesn't really do realizing.

Fair enough if they don't want promotion and to continue on their downward spiral. Even they must realise it is not working and there needs to be radical changes. http://i.imgur.com/QujpSmX.jpg?1

If you buy a football club, you've got to know that you're buying an asset that isn't really "yours"--not in the same way most other assets are. People are emotionally invested in it in ways they aren't to most other business enterprises. As an owner you've got to realize that those people are stakeholders, and if you're smart you realize that you owe some level of duty to treat them with respect. Even if you don't share the same enthusiasm for the club, those people are still your customers after all. Ashley treats the fans--his customers--with nothing but sheer contempt, at least to the extent he even acknowledges them as anything at all other than a line on his accounts. In my opinion we owe the club and ourselves the duty to let Ashley know, in no uncertain terms, that treating the club and the supporters with contempt is not fucking acceptable and that it's our club as much as it is his. If people still go to games and put money in his pocket, but vociferously protest, I've got no real issue with that, because they're off-setting the money they're putting in with their protesting. People that are willing to just sit back and get fucked by him, though . . I suppose they're getting the fucking they want. Edit: Or, more succinctly, what Dave said.

Man, fuck Mike Ashley in every orifice. Anything and everything that can be done to make things difficult for him should be done.

19 Totteridge Common, London N20 8LR, UK. Please note, I do not advocate sending CVs* to Mike Ashley. *anthrax is okay