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I'm basically relying on "in Rafa we trust". God knows Ashley et al. can't be.

I love the fact that he so obviously practiced that dance in the mirror in the lead up to the game.

No reason not to come right out and say it at this point. I also can't help but enjoy the implicit slight to McClaren.

Give the old cup of sugar routine a go.

Charnley's the one getting fisted, right?

And who doesn't just love robot dance goal celebrations? Right?

Ashley would probably be good for two skin suits. Or maybe a skin suit and a skin sports coat at least.

Pretty much the same as every transfer window.

Hopefully the club is monitoring the situation.

Would it be Benitus or Benisus?

For 1 game out of 10 when we were already relegated One of Benisus's lesser miracles.

Wijnaldum did mysteriously appear out of thin air under his watch. [/miracle]

Are you alright? No. I'm finding this whole affair to be exceptionally disheartening. One chance people had to stand up for something and everyone is silent. Again. People are just desperate to believe anything, including filler tweets that clearly have no substance other than "we don't know anything more than we knew yesterday". I suppose the corollary is that people will (or at least should) flip the f*** out extra hard if it ends up falling through. It is a bit of a kick in the nads that he's slithering through Scot free so far, though. (Apologies to Scots.) Don't ask me how I know cos I can't remember but the word scot in scot free is a derivation of an Scandinavian word meaning 'tax'. So to get off scot free means tax free. I'll be on my way................... Interesting. The fact that it's not "Scotch free" probably should have clued me in that it's not a pejorative English reference to the Scottish. That'll teach me not to apologize when recklessly using idioms of which I dont know the derivation and assume may be offensive.

Are you alright? No. I'm finding this whole affair to be exceptionally disheartening. One chance people had to stand up for something and everyone is silent. Again. People are just desperate to believe anything, including filler tweets that clearly have no substance other than "we don't know anything more than we knew yesterday". I suppose the corollary is that people will (or at least should) flip the fuck out extra hard if it ends up falling through. It is a bit of a kick in the nads that he's slithering through Scot free so far, though. (Apologies to Scots.)

Potato.

God has called you by name and made you his own. Confirm, O Lord, your servant with your Holy Spirit.

Hold on, it's all still

Hopefully there would be at least an amendment or addendum. You'd hope for something to contractually memorialize whatever guarantees he's been given.

Doesn't seem too unusual to me. I don't know how it works in football, specifically, but in general business the parties would have reached their terms then sent them to the lawyers to draft up. Then that could go through a couple of revisions. The process could take several days. I have no idea if that's what's actually happening here, but it would be a reasonable enough guess. Obviously, though, I'll continue to believe the Chuckle Brothers will fuck it up until pen is set to paper.

Who plays football with all the grace of newborn foals?

Verbal http://i.imgur.com/MaHBOV6.gif

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Disrespectful to physios and kit men. I knew there'd be something to be pessimistic about.

Dear God, he's out of here for sure if that's suggested.

I like to think it means we're inside of him.