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Not really sure why it's a problem to leave other sports where they are. If you don't like American football, baseball, or basketball then just don't go in. Just like I do with the fucking stupid Marvel comics and movies thread.

We all joked about your shoes, but we never imagined they'd end up causing you brain damage.

I wish I didn't have this little bit of belief that he'll stay. It's going to make his leaving so much more suck.

Well leave it idling just in case.

I'd like to think somebody in the administration of the club would learn something from this, but I have 100% confidence they won't. Because they just don't fucking care. Nuke the whole fucking thing bar Benitez.

Why the fuck is anything, ever?

Cyanide it is.

Champagne or cyanide.

We had science on our side.

I want him to buy the club.

Mind fuck of a season no matter how it ends.

Please stop. Hmm. You must not know 'bout me.

I can't feel my face when we're with him but I love it.

He used to call us on our cell phones. But ever since we left the PL, he started wearing less and goin' out more. Glasses of champagne out on the dance floor. Hangin' with some clubs we've never seen before. Next season's gonna suck.

I suspect it'll be down to us having fewer points than at least 17 other clubs at the end of the season.

Seemed like a really short match.

[emoji38]Pardew is the living embodiment of Al Bundy, man, living his life on the back of a long gone moment of glory, with nothing else to show for it.

His arteries can't be in great shape.

The fantasy is Benitez staying and hounding out Charnley or at least neutralizing him and making him irrelevant. The reality will be Benitez gone and incompetence forever and ever, amen.

I swear, man. So so so so shit.

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Phew.

If movies have taught me anything, and I think they have, there's a chance we can stay up if we can find a football playing dog.