bobbydazzla

I’d enjoy the win more if that post had had some more paragraphs. Not gonna lie.

Freed from desire, Onedek is a fucking cunt

Them 35 minute chicken nuggets will taste sweet like chocklit on the concourse right now

1 nowt up early doors

Relegationometer is still fired up dude

Feel like I’m trapped in a recurring nightmare

You’re walking a tightrope with your use of there

Maybe he wants to get sacked. £6,000,000 in the bank then take the Crystal Palace job.

Deeks at Denise Coates giving it the big one

Who are this Ham you speak of ? West Ham West ‘am The ‘ammers The Irons Never in my entire life have I heard them referred to as Ham. And my lasses family are cockney sparras.

1 - who is “they” 2 - what are “loses” ?

What if the alternative was Pep and his entire back room staff. People would be like “Eddie Who?”

Cocaine Can’t speak for anyone else though

LOSE Fucksakes

No one was worried about Leeds getting relegated though We’re worried about NUFC getting relegated

No one even knows who the alternatives are

Areet then Nostradamus, tell us who’ll win the 4.20 at Ascot tomorrow ?

Callum Wilson being lined up on a pay as you play deal to lead the line and Matt Ritchie returning to provide some much needed leadership to a squad who’ve lost their way. You heard it here first

Hall got hauled at haulf time and hasn’t been seen since and now Howe takes potshots at Lil Lewis via the media Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

That’s what Chaucer called it