bobbydazzla

My nanna is a better option than Wissa

3 litre creamers

Clogger McClogface coming on for Forest Fucksakes

His parents

Need to fucking ban these fake goalie injury time outs Sels was fucking chuckling when he sat down fucksakes

Be fucking buzzing if Diageo have stumped up big lowey for us to have Guinness 0% on our shirts Be nee cunt in Chickentown buying Guinness ever again though. They’ll need to factor that into their Return On Investment calculations.

Why do people hate the Noon badge so much ? There’s so many things in day to day life that are worthy of hatred (McIntyre, Coldplay, Sketchers etc), but a square yellow sleeve badge on a football strip isn’t one of them.

Don't have to wait for Bruno

Don’t know but I guarantee it relates to money and global appeal

I won’t pass judgement until I’ve seen the goalie kit

It’s a crease how insulted people get by transfer tattle. Some media outlet shares some tattle for clicks about Tino and people on here react like they’re Woody in Indecent Proposal and Redford has just offered them a slab of Fosters for Demi.

Hindsight is the best Director of Football there’s ever been

Patrik Burger

Ryan Greggs

Cracking the flags on Merseyside and there’s a monsoon on Tyneside Fucksakes

Jimmy Floyd Hasselback

Yohan Kebab

Aye, I knew it wouldn’t be Touchy Hutchy you were referring to but I was just reminded that for a little while we had a repeatedly convicted nonce posting on here.

Touchy Hutchy used to post on here and he’s consistently in bother with the law for noncing

Gordon's done the grand total of fuck all this season, apart from in the Champions League and we'll not be in the Champions League next season. And it sounds like a big club might be willing to give us big money for him. I think that's what lots of people are thinking.

Really not arsed if he leaves. No animosity, but I’m really not arsed if stays or goes. Like one of them lasses you’ve done the nasty with a few times but never really saw yourself settling down with her because in the bedroom she thought she was an amateur porn star but more often than not it was like getting ridden by one of your nanna’s mates from bingo.