bobbydazzla

You try to explaining that to a gang of little Geordie radgies playing 7 a side with a caser ball on waste ground with jumpers for goalposts in Thatchers Britain Rush keeper - the kid in goal has approval to also play outfield and it’s agreed he won’t get paggered for doing it by either his own team or the opposition Fog man back - anyone can be keeper, but only the 1st defender to reach the goalmouth can handle the ball without getting paggered by the opposition Any other interpretations are sheer lunacy

To be fair to the Roses, Mani is proper Man Utd. Here he is (45 secs) in the 80's being interviewed after a night spent scrapping with West Ham on a ferry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4h2_gOY2pBo

Man Utd x Stone Roses colab. MANCHESTER IN THE AREA WE'RE INTERNATIONAL WE'RE CONTINENTAL Imagine if Adidas do us a Lets Get Ready to Rhumble shirt

Rush keeper = goalie can be an outfield player Fog man back = anyone can be goalie if they’re the last man in defence Any other interpretation is quite simply utter nonsense

Indeedly doodly, have lobbed an application in Will be dusting off all my best and favourite swearwords ready for when when they ask me what I think of the ballot / allocated seating

I’ve been in both Aston and near Upton Park when black families going about their daily business were getting monkey noises made at them by sizeable groups of our lot At Blackburn when people refused to be searched by a security guard because he was Asian And at Wembley when anyone who wasn’t white and either played for Man Utd or was working in the ground was being verbally abused This is all in the relatively recent past, mid 00’s onwards Racist vermin using NUFC as an excuse to behave like scum

I was at Boro away when Mido chants led to some court cases for racism and banning orders being dished out. I’ve heard all the paedo songs too Certain sections of our away following are scum, seen some disgusting racism following NUFC. Mainly targeted at the general public just minding their own business near football grounds And this is in the last 20 years, not back in the 70’s & 80’s

In the ground some people turn up just wanting to vent anger and frustration, they have no desire to be positive. Just constantly on the players backs from the 1st minute. I've been in various parts of the stadium this season due to the dogshit ticketing and some areas are just toxic and it's caused by season ticket holders with negative attitudes. Why they're like that, I can't quite fathom. It's as if they've never mentally managed to get over the depression of the Ashley area.

I do have some sympathy for people who aren't at the match most weeks because deciphering our songbook is tricky even for the most cunning linguists The speed at which we race through most tunes means working out the words is a nightmare Was in the away end at Fulham and hearing the new Tonali song being belted out all game but it wasn't till the closing minutes of the match that we deciphered the "midfieldmaestrofrommilano" Singing terrace chants should be like being at a swingers party. Take it slow, don't blow your beans in a nanosecond, give others the opportunity to join in

El Twatico

Harsh on his lass that like, no need to be mean about her

Froggy’s got his strongest rod out and is dangling a juicy maggot again, the little menace

Go and get the guitar

You’ve been gone too long

Jack Clarke man of the match

Wonder if Real will get beyond the vinegar strokes this time

I know, was in there every game last season Ballot kiboshed that though

best part of the ground by miles. like being at a different game compared to most other parts of the stadium

exactly what I thought not been in upper tiers of Gallowgate for years and it was awful today. some season ticket holders in there that need to give themselves a shake

Lads next to me just bitched and moaned for entire 90mins There’s a section of our support who take more pleasure from slagging the team off than they do from being positive Not everyone wants to turn up and sing and go daft, I get that. But why bother going if all you want to do is whinge like a toddler who’s been told they’re not allowed to watch another episode of Peppa Pig before bath time

What sort of cunt wears a jesters hat

If you're a gobshite making up transfer lies for clicks, at least make the lie about a position that NUFC actually need A £50m CB when we've got 0 fit strikers, a threadbare midfield and are hamstrung by FFP Chinny reckon

By my calculations: Isak’s missed 7 games out of 31 (22%) Wilson’s missed 12 games out of 31 (39%) Bit of a problem when you’ve only got two senior strikers in the squad