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I just watch streams so I can find a Hot 48 Year Old Housewife In Wallsend, the football is of secondary importance

I blame the stat nonces for turning every player into an algebra equation

In a non-PSR world, why would NUFC not want to spend £100m on a player, or even buy several £100m players ?

Also applies in reverse, the only clubs able to hold onto an exceptional player who has risen in value to £100m would be Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool, Man Utd and Arsenal Everyone else would find themselves in a position where they have to sell, even if they didn’t want to

Ashley also plastered every flat surface at SJP with a Shite Direct logo and NUFC got paid zero for it during most of his reign of cuntishness Is there any other club in the history of the top flight that year after year after year has given away one of their most valuable money making assets for free ? And where were the Premier League’s PSR & APT nonces with their FMV equations when we were getting fuck all for something worth tens of millions ? They didn’t give one solitary fuck, because we were never ever going to be a threat to the cartel

Does she have an OnlyFans account ? Asking for a friend

Amorim pacing around the technical area with the look of a man who’s stood outside the boozer after graft on a Friday night waiting on a black Audi A3 to drop off a bag

Only slight issue with that story is that PSR doesn’t apply to Man Utd

It does beg the question. What represents better value for your hard earned lowey: £20 per game to watch a moribund side go through the motions for a decade £40 per game to watch a side that is challenging for Champions League

The bloke I was sat next to who pays £19 per game felt the club should offer people like him some form of ongoing discount I'm not slagging the bloke off, he was a very nice fella, but he was of the opinion that going straight from 10 year freeze price to standard prices wasn't fair

Article in the ‘Ronnnniiiicurl about season ticket prices going up and NUST reckon there’s 10,000 people coming off long term deals at the end of this season Mad that a penny pinching cunt like Ashley was willing to let so many have a fixed price for a decade in a market where prices were constantly rising and he could have been into some tidy inflationary bunce Says all you need to know about how he was planning to let the club rot

We’re a drinking club with a football problem

I did wish he could have seen how many millions of billions of hours of my life I’ve spent frantically hitting F5 in a tortured state of ADHD hyperfocus just so I could get the chance to pay £45+ for a ticket Was a nice fella, but the gulf in mentality between the haves & have nots when it comes to tickets is wild

Indeedly doodly, I was surprised at how naive he seemed to be about the commercial reality of high demand / limited supply He clearly believed the club should do him a financial favour and continue to keep his ticket price low because he’d already been on a cheap deal for a decade

That’s what he reckoned, £19 per game for a lovely spot with a great view of the pitch Can’t imagine he’s on OAP rates, didn’t look old enough

Was chatting to a fella in the seat next to me a couple games back. Nice bloke, probs late 50’s He said he pays £19 per match for his season ticket in the Leazers due to 10 year deal and he’s hoping they won’t raise it too much when it ends as that’d be pure shan And I’m thinking, howay man, 1) I’m paying £50 to sit next to you so don’t rub it in and 2)you’ve got no chance pal, they’ll want to double their money for every game I didn’t say owt though, didn’t want to burst his bubble

Even the construction nonces on Skyscrapercity don’t know whagwan And they are the font of all knowledge for things like this

All pelanty decisions are equal, but some are more equal than others

NEEEEEEE FUCCCCCCCCKING WAY I must be trippin Who spiked my Horlicks ?????

BY THE BEARD OF ZEUS 4’s each Mental

What will the xG nonces make of this Benfica Barca game 6 of the 7 goals have come from pelanties or batshit mental defensive howlers Asking for a friend

Barca manager strutting around in the rain with his hood up like a charva ready to gan radge at Meadowell metty

Benfica fan trying to do an escapologist act and get out of his jacket like Harry Houdini