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RIP Big Keith

One scenario that could play out is that the asteroid that’s heading close to Earth might actually hit us and blow the entire planet to smithereens

The Notts County takeover was a massive fraud by a big fat conman in ridiculous trousers

I never said it was Teletext like

Catts for me like

It’s potent mix of large sections of the crowd being scared shitless whilst also satisfying their insatiable burning desire to criticise our own players at every opportunity

My pal is a Forest fan who lives up here and sometimes goes to our games as his family have ST’s He’s said that when watching as a neutral in the ground the way the crowd panic and are quick to default to a negative mindset is really noticeable He’ll be watching a close game and thinking we’re only a goal or two up, but are in control on the pitch and he’s confident we’ll see out a win But we’re so conditioned to expect the worst that the fans will be jittery and then that feeds through to the players

Was just showing Spurs to demonstrate how easy it is to be transparent, I live in hope that someday we also have a similar level of visibility But alas, we have a Ticketing Team who appear to huff on a large bag of Bostik then make decisions about how tickets are divvied out

We’re taking hypothetically about cup finals we might play in and season ticket waiting lists we might create I don’t think anyone has jinxed it and said we’ll be at Wembley in March

As a reference point, Spurs clearly communicate that the extra lowey for their top tier membership gets you on an ST waiting list and priority tickets Transparency. I love it.

Not sure, based on what’s been communicated (basically nowt) it doesn’t make any sense to cut off one but not the other Maybe not enough people were buying Mags+ so to increase take up they put a deadline on it and allow rumours to circulate about Mags+ getting you secret cheat codes for ST’s and cup final tickets Hey presto, loads of people sign up

If that was the case they should be transparent that the extra tenner gets you on a ST waiting list, if we ever create such a thing You can’t set up a tiered membership scheme and not disclose that the upper tier has an enormous but hidden benefit that would massively influence people’s decision on what tier to buy It’d be the shannest thing ever in the history of all the shan things there’s ever been ever

We need the crowd to deliver full throated raucous backing, overflowing with optimism, eardrum bursting decibel levels and an absolute confidence in our ability to win the tie from the moment the ref toots his whistle But if Arsenal get an early goal there’ll be a collective shitting of y-fronts in the stands and that’ll feed through to the players and we’ll fuck it up and lose the tie For once we need to break free of the shackles of our many, many, many past failures and believe in total victory, with players and fans in perfect symbiosis

What the club membership page says about events is: Priority ticket window for St. James' Park Events I take that to mean non-football events e.g. members did get priority on Fender tickets And that priority offer is the same for both Mags & Mags+

Yoro’s agent on the phone to Man Utd: “Aye, Real Madrid are all in for him, they really want him bad, he’ll be their marquee signing, you’ll have to move quick if you want him, Madrid have faxed over a contract, it’s a big one too, he’s a generational talent”

Hello, hello We are the Geordie boys Hello, hello We are the Geordie boys We're gonna win the PSR, we're gonna spend fuck all We will follow United

I would rather have no players. Than no PSR headroom.

I’ve quickly rung round Man Utd, Liverpool, Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal to ask them how much we can can spend They just laughed at how naive I was

I’m balls deep in the headroom, pumping away like a jackhammer

Hook up the PSR drip and feed my veins full of that pure profit balance sheet nectar A mere 6 months on Tyneside where he did nowt on the pitch, but arguably he’s one of the best financial signings we’ve ever made Modern football is THE BEST

Given it will be difficult for Newcastle United to get a work permit for Yıldız, perhaps he will be loaned back to Gençlerbirligi Signing some kid who plays for the u19’s of a team I’ve never heard of and couldn’t play for us as he can’t get a work permit Inject that PSR 4D Chess right into my veins

We should sell all our players and just sign 11 accountants Modern football is all about counting beans, not blasting a ball into the onion bag

If someone who’s only just signed up for Mags+ membership got cup final ticket priority over a standard member who’s been signed up all season and applied for tickets for every game that’d be obscenely shan If that happens I’ll sue the club