bobbydazzla

Getting bewked for telling the ref someone from Forest should get bewked Love to see it

It’s absolutely not frustrating watching the makems getting pezzled 4 nowt at half time by a team whose arse was twitching about relegation an hour ago I’m loving this

Forest likely to overtake us in the league soon

Little fella, plays for Scotland, Eddie made him train with the reserves cos they fell out

My suggestion of "let's buy Bournemouth" doesn't make any sense full stop, I was just talking shite.

We all know who the winner will be

More than 3 ex-Bournemouth played for Howe's NUFC innit. Wilson, Ramsdale, Wee Man, Ritchie, Kelly

I'll give you a couple of clues. But you have to swear down on your nanna's life that you won't go using AI to find the answers. He doesn't play for Newcastle but he plays in black n white stripes. And we didn't give Bournemouth any money for him, but he was a Bournemouth player immediately before we signed him.

It wasn’t that deep. I said let’s buy Bournemouth, I said it because we’ve had loads of former Bournemouth players here. You said we haven’t given Bournemouth any money since Howe joined. I added that we haven’t beaten Bournemouth since Howe joined, so that strengthened my argument for buying Bournemouth. They can’t beat us if we own them and absorb them into NUFC. At no point did I say anything about Howe being tarnished. I only said let’s buy Bournemouth.

For the love of God, the baby Jesus and all that is holy can we please for once just keep a clean fucking sheet. I don’t even care if we don’t score. Just defend like real men and not like clowns in a big top.

Was just wondering to myself if we’d ever had a manager with a unisex first name. Then I remembered Eddie Monsoon out of Ab Fab.

Was about to press the Like button on your post but then I spotted the Your

Regardless of whether Alonso or Fabregas would come here, what sort of Chicken Little mentality does it take to have the viewpoint of “don’t appoint a highly rated up and coming manager who might be successful here and then go to a bigger club than NUFC”. Absolutely mind boggling.

Never beaten them in the league since Howe took over.

Let’s imagine Alonso comes here, does a Leverkusen again, wins the league and we have an unbeaten season. Who gives a fuck if he leaves after that. I’d be too busy bathing in a lake of my own jizz to give one solitary shite.

Why don’t we just buy Bournemouth ?

He’s played 10 times and City have had 53 games. You do the math.

Am sure there would have been Bournemouth fans in different camps discussing whether he'd run out of steam, or whether he had another season in him because he'd brought them the best times they'd ever known and had cemented himself as a club legend. And then they got relegated and he left. And Bournemouth have pushed on and done better in the PL since he left. But he'll always be a legend for the job he did to get them there. It was an unbelievable achievement. I'm also not trying to sway people's opinions. But based on what I've seen this season I think he can't even get the basics right right now, such as his in-game changes and getting the team to protect points towards the end of a game. Even with all the mitigating circumstances behind the scenes, he has the experience and capability and squad to ensure his NUFC team should be able to get the basics right more often than not.

Having higher capability than a 14th placed team versus deserving to be in 14th place because of consistently giving away soft goals and dropping points from decent positions, is essentially talking about two very different things Spurs have the capability to not be relegation fodder and were decent enough in the CL, but they're relegation fodder because they get beat week after week after week. We'd take the piss out of Spurs fans if their logic was that they weren't far away from being a decent team because they'd generally lost most of their games late on. Reality is, they've lost most of their games so they're shit.