bobbydazzla

We need a goal to stand any chance of getting anything out of this

Perception, yeah ?

Fanny batter

Is that a Chaucer quote ?

I sometimes have that at my plaice

Flaccid or erect ?

Needs sacking immediately for wearing skintight leggings.

Is it feasible that Joe Willock’s shot flew so high it left the atmosphere?

Willock’s shot just hit the carriage window of the 18.00 LNER to Edinburgh

Ahhhh. Praying to God and the baby Jesus achieved fuck all. Whodathunkit

Emirates stadium

Why ? Someone been saying that everything’s fine because we’re winning the all important xG battle ?

One wants to leave and the other is definitely leaving

Relegation 6 pointer and he’s starting Joe Willock. Has my drink been spiked with psychedelic toad venom or what?

To be fair, in March you said that petrol was about to run out and we should stock up on tinned foods, jazz mags and toilet roll immediately

42 definitely points stays up, aye ? No need to worry is there ? Asking for a friend.

He went up to the telly camera next to the corner flag, put his face right next to the lens and mouthed “that’s for you, Uncal Mick” then kissed the lens and walked off

Billion % this

When I think about it I touch Matz Sels

You watching hooky telly on a dodgy stick…