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There needs to a determined effort to banish the makina version of Blaydon Races Weds night just showed how fucking ridiculous it is Sounded mega sung at correct speed pre-game and sounded absolutely ludicrous sung at 190bpm once the game was underway

SHIT THE BED !!!! what a goal for Leyton

If we ever win a trophy I imagine it’d be like when we were 5 nowt up at half time against Spurs and there was looks of bewilderment on the faces of people in the ground What had been hyped as a tight, must win game that we probably expected to bottle and lose had become a demolition and as fans we didn’t have a fucking clue what we should be feeling Probably the weirdest atmosphere I’ve ever experienced at SJP

It’s from a free kick anarl, not some rapid counter attack when the lino and ref might be struggling to keep up with a fast moving situation at the end of a match They’re both stood stationary in a perfect position waiting for a dead ball to be crossed in and neither of them sees 4/5 red shirts all stood offside ? Aye right. Fucking loaded dice man

Feel bad for any club outside of Man Utd, Arsenal, Liverpool, Chelsea and Spurs tonight. I just don’t even know what to make of what’s going on with the systematic cheating anymore

No point being polite, just call call him a cunt

@Froggy come on son, how you justifying that blatant disregard of the rules of association football ?

All offside decisions are equal, but some are more equal than others

Dat clearance

I we win a trophy the plan here is to wank myself blind & deaf so I definitely won’t hear or read anything ever again

Alan ?

Lovely gesture from the club Cheick once came round to my pals house when he was injured and a few of us watched us play Man City away with him. Was 2011 IIRC and Rafael would still only have been a twinkle in his fatha's eye Now both my pal and Cheick have sadly passed away. Always laugh when I think of my pal trying to be a good host and offering Cheick multiple types of peeve and each time a new drink was offered Cheick very politely explaining he was tee-total

If you scan the ground during a game then you'll see most people in the back rows of blocks will be standing, there's clearly a strong desire to be stood up if given the chance I always choose a back row, if I can't get in Safe Standing. I hate sitting down at the match

I hope the racist cunt who was next to me shouting vile abuse at black Man Utd players and asian stewards doesn't get a ticket this time round Absolute scum of the earth who quite rightly got pulled up by plenty of us around him Total fucking helmet and a disgrace to our club

£272m in commercial revenue (can't see the breakdown of non-match stadium income vs sponsorships, kits sales, global club shops etc) £80m in matchday revenue But that's from 2022/23 when they had construction work taking place, reduced capacity and therefore reduced match day revenue (SJP is £40m matchday based on available info)

Have never bet against Newcastle, never would A bit of bunce won’t ease the pain of losing a final Just rawdog it We win, fun times. We lose, sad times. That’s life.

And on top of the match day revenue, the amount Spurs make from commercial activity - merch, sponsors, other stadium events etc is £270m a year NUFC’s commercial revenue is £64m Yes, yes, yes I know they’re in London so we probably wouldn’t earn quite as much being in lil old Newcastle And yes, yes, yes I know they’re shit on the pitch, but that’s because Levy doesn’t spend the extra bunce they’re making from the stadium on decent players so they’ve got the lowest wages to turnover ratio in the league

Is it controversial if I say I’d be glad if a pre-match mass gathering of millions of billions of geordies in Traffy Sq doesn’t happen ? I was there for a bit last time and it was a case of after the Lord Mayors show of the Saturday we had the dust cart of the poor atmosphere for the final on the Sunday. We’d blown our beans way too early I’d much rather we had Wembley absolutely pumping for the game and then we have millions of billions of Geordies in Traffy Sq on the Sunday night going akka because we’ve won a cup

Combine that with a Fastest Dancer Competition and I think you’d have the ultimate solution

Everyone who’s been to all the home cup games should be on an even footing, whether they have an ST or a Membership. Also take into account people who applied to all games but were unsuccessful in the ballot Only priority ahead of that should be ST holders who went away, or applied for an away ticket but were unsuccessful If you disagree you can speak to my lawyer

If he pulls out cos his torn vocal chord still isn’t repaired then I’ll cancel the trip, no drama

2023 criteria, doesn’t mean it’ll be the same this year though https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcastle-united-announces-carabao-cup-final-ticket-details

Official club comms about the 2023 criteria are still online if you do a search for it, I was looking last week

I’m Isak dribbling down the left wing at Goodison Park and you’re Murphy with the tap in