bobbydazzla

Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Who’s used all the penicillin? Oh Kieran Trippier sir, he’s got knob rot off some tart

Anytime there’s anything in the news about this cunt, it’s because he’s being a massive cunt He’s vermin

Everyone wears the jacket apart from him = media ructions No-one wears the jacket and no-one grasses to the press = get away with it No-one wears the jacket and someone grasses to the press = media ructions At least it'll take the heat off the ticket price rises for a few days

It’s not fair to let thousands of miserable old codgers cling on to season tickets because they’d prefer to boo & hiss at Sean Longstaff than go shopping with their wives Moral of the story: life’s not fair

Any stats based comparison of attendances is pointless when they’ve blatantly lied about their attendances in recent years It’s like comparing notches on your bedpost with Jay out of Inbetweeners

Pass the ball through the defensive line to a striker who tucks it away For our lot in their current malaise that type of move would appear to be more complicated than astrophysics

LADidas them Gazelle’s like bro Pair them up with Stoney jacket and bag of bugger dust for the perfect away trip

What if they announce a NEOM-esque mind blowing stadium the likes of which the world has never even dared to dream of The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome will be the 8th wonder of the world they’ll say Then like NEOM they slowly but surely roll back on all the mind blowing civil engineering promises and all we get is some new toilet doors on the Gallowgate

Don’t want to be on the telly Give me 3pm Saturday kick off, hopefully we turn up and do the bizniz and onto the next round. No fuss, no hype, no need for the entire country to be sat in front of of their tellies praying we slip on a banana skin

Dion Dublin can caress my balls anytime he likes

I don’t know how easy or difficult it would be to negotiate a deal that can then be increased if a court decision goes in our favour, I suspect it would make most potential sponsors a bit nervy But if I was looking to secure some high value sponsorship I wouldn’t be signing anyone up until the Man City case was decided and I knew the lie of the land on what I was able to charge At the moment we’re in limbo, we don’t know how much we’re able to charge without falling foul of some snidey rules that have been put in place by a cartel to stop us from accessing maximum return from sponsorship deals

I suspect we haven’t signed any new sponsorship deals because there’s a court case going on that directly impacts the potential value of our sponsorship deals

Loan Co-ordinator Assistant to the Loan Co-Ordinator You do the math

Comparing league positions from 15 and 25 years ago man. In 1995/96 we were 12 points clear in Jan and look how that turned out, Liverpool must be shitting it right now. It’s all ancient history. With the naked eye in 2024 it’s clear to see we haven’t been playing well for a sustained period of time. Our league position reflects this. Shoulda, woulda, coulda’s don’t put points on the board retrospectively. The swagger we had in 22/23 is long gone. We’re now sloppy at the back, struggling in midfield and lacking clinical finishing up top Given the stated ambition of our owners, either Eddie turns it round, or he gets the bullet.

Doff of the cap for the concrete pun

Latest Eddie quotes in The Athletic… “What is the single most important thing for a football club? Is it the stadium? Is it the team? Is it the turnover? It’s the people, investment in people. My proudest moment here wasn’t when I increased xG by seventeen per cent, or cut expenditure without losing a single member of staff. No. It was a young Greek goalie, second job in the country, hardly spoke a word of English, but he came to me and he went, ‘Mr. Howe, will you be the Godfather to my child?’. Didn’t happen in the end. We had to let him go, he was rubbish. He was rubbish”

We actually paid the world record fee for a goalie and he can’t even get in the starting 11

‘If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain'. Do you know which ‘philosopher’ said that? Dolly Parton.

Aye, but after the injury carnage of last season I was hoping to wipe the slate clean over the summer and see more of a 22/23 NUFC ethos this season But we’ve been properly honking

We’ve been playing shit since Aug, that’s not down to the competitiveness of the league, it’s down to us being shit. And us being shit for multiple games is down to the players and the management I like Eddie a lot and would give him a massive amount of leeway, but I can see with my own eyes that we’re shit in far too many games This isn’t a blip, it’s now become the norm

That was another woeful performance, same as most of the dross we've served up this season A point flatters us immensely, we were dog shit. Not a single shot on target against a bottom 3 side, holy smokes, that's an awful stat to reflect on Two windows without any progress in enhancing the squad + Howe's management going miles backwards = bad times on Tyneside Mid table mediocrity is our identity

me every time I looked at my screen