bobbydazzla

They were in the Europa League ya dafty

Could demolish Leazers Terrace and then use the bricks to build the stadium facade in Leazers Park. Just have to do it brick by brick.

Their view of the Leazers goal getting blocked by Elvis ?

18 year old, had taken at least 5 cowies and when he collapsed they just put him on the floor by the door. Grim. https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/more-drug-victims-clubs-ordered-1529114

If this is the new crowd demographic the club is aiming for. Then COUNT ME IN For more ultra-realistic crowd shots of SJP check out https://preview.3ddigitalvenue.com/newcastle-united

You'll be the one getting a nutcracker off Uncle Bobby you little scamp

I never said there was T's & C's about tickets being offered, that's why I was really clear to only say the club asked me if I used multi-browsers, I said yes. I asked the club if they'd changed tickets distribution for this game and they wouldn't answer the question. Of course neither of us has to tell either party anything. But it's a very basic level of customer service to be transparent with your existing customers if you're making major changes to a sales process. And what's your thoughts on me using any turnstile rather than the ones on my ticket ? The parallels are exactly the same as multi-browser. I'm interested to know if you think it's morally questionable.

Family tickets though ? Need an adult + bairns membership to be able to get a seat up there. They're not general sale tickets that are available to everyone.

Where are the rules that dictate what can / can't be done by a member when accessing the general sale queue ? I don't think I've seen them. The ticket buying process allows people to use multiple browsers, so people use multiple browsers. It's not a moral issue. When the ticketing employee asked me if I used multiple browsers I said yes and explained why. I didn't lie or refuse to answer. We've asked NUFC if they've reduced the number of tickets in general sale and they've refused to answer. I know I can use my match ticket on loads more turnstiles than the turnstile numbers indicated on my ticket, so I ignore those numbers, choose whichever turnstile has the shortest queue and go in. Some people don't have that knowledge, they follow the detail on their ticket and queue at the turnstile a lot longer than I have to. Is it morally wrong for me to access the ground in that way ? And to answer your question about who was successful, I think @HaydnNUFC might be the only person I know of that got a ticket via general sale. And that was because he had a low queue number but had to persist with F5ing after he got in and it was sold out.

But NUFC also said this: Mags Members had access to the same amount of ticket allocation as every other match in the 25/26 season, through the same official channels— the Mags Member Ballot and the Mags Member Sale. So either they TopLOaded the ballot, or they’ve lied.

So at 6 x tickets each, for 390 to fail that means max number of tickets allocated was 2500ish. Out of 15,000. And when I’ve had 2 x ballot wins in 44 applications, of course I’m using multi browsers. If I didn’t I’ve paid £80 fee to go to 2 games in 2 seasons. The bloke who works in ticketing asked me at the ticketing workshop if I used multi browsers and I said definitely yes and explained why. I didn’t say I “followed process”. I know you support members, but not sure why you’re backing the club on this. You seem OK with many thousands of tickets being siphoned off, cos PSR. How will you feel if next season they decide to adjust the T’s & C’s to allow them to suspend season tickets for Cat A games because demand is expected to be so high. If you want to attend you have to apply with members. And NUFC won’t reveal how many tickets are available. It’d be amazing for PSR and keeping sponsors happy.

It’s the bare faced lies and snidey behind the scenes manoeuvres from NUFC that pisses me off more than not getting a ticket. I pay £1500 a year for tickets and they treat me like I’m thick as fuck and worth nowt to them as a customer. And I’m not the only one in that boat, there’s loads of us. Guaranteed that if more tickets are released it’ll be via that secret second ballot scheme that they run without telling anyone that they’re going to be running it.

It’s like they think we’re not even smart enough to do simple sums Someone on here said it was sold out by position 450. I know it was definitely sold out by my position 790. It’s a maximum of 6 x tickets per membership transaction, it’s not possible to buy more than that. 15,000 tickets are available. Let’s say usually 40% go in the general sale. Even if every member before me maxed out their 6 x tickets, there should have been 1000ish left when I got in. And there should have been billions left when 450 got in. Every explanation NUFC have given is just chinny reckon.

If it's the same ticket allocation as a normal game then 400 people were able to secure 5000+ tickets. But NUFC say it was business as usual, nothing untoward happened, nothing to see here, move along now please ladies and gentleman, don't ask any more questions. Do they think we're thick as fuck or what ?

I just rang the Goalkeepers Union Emergency Helpline and they said that the first rule of goalkeeping is to stop the ball from going into the goal.

I've been kicking off and I'm not even really that arsed about getting a ticket. I would have had to cancel a weekend away that I'm looking forward to and to be honest I'll have an easier life by not having to cancel the weekend away. It's the Machiavellian scheming by the club that fucks me right off, not the lack of a ticket. We're told "never a choice always a mag" and yet the cunts can't even give us transparency on ticket distribution. The might as well say "never a chance of tickets, always a mug" Cunts

What's the point in competing if genuine fans across all levels of society can't even go and see us compete. Supporting Newcastle in the flesh becomes the sole activity of people who had season tickets pre-2021, or the descendants of people who had season tickets pre-2021 ? Anyone outside of that magic 35,000 is getting fucked up the arse with no lube by a club that's chasing financials at all costs. Unless they're wealthy enough to afford ridiculously priced tickets, or have connections to sponsors. NUFC can suck my plums.

Well given that people with queue positions of 400ish arrived on the site to see the ground sold out I think it's safe to say one of two things happened: a) hardly any tickets were put on sale. 1000ish would be a sensible estimate. b) the allocation was as per usual, but the first 400 people bought several thousand tickets.

I've had a 2nd response. Demand was high, a low queue position doesn't guarantee a ticket, we can't reveal specifics about how tickets were distributed, understand your disappointment etc. Saying something without saying anything.Yadda yadda yadda. If NUFC gave several thousand tickets to sponsors rather than members, so there was a massively reduced allocation for the general sales, then just be fucking honest about it. Stop treating us like mugs.

It's so tragic that I've even contacted NUFC to ask if I've been blackballed. They insist I haven't.

44 x ballot entries since Aug 2024 2 x wins FUCKING BRADFORD and Brentford Beat that if you can.

I didn't

Simple question about derby tickets. If the club followed usual protocol and put thousands in the general sale, how come they were all gone by position 400 in the queue ? Have we got a tech-savvy fan base who can ensure very low queue positions, then hoover up thousands of tickets via a few hundred accounts within a couple of minutes. Personally, I'm not pissed off that I didn't get a ticket for the derby if I know that all tickets went to genuine fans. If genuine fans can game the system so that 400 accounts get thousands of tickets then fair play to them, they're smarter than the smartest system gamers on N-O. But if touts are getting thousands of tickets and punting them out at £500 a pop, then I'm pissed off. Because NUFC could be doing a lot more to stop touts.