bobbydazzla

Said this a few times this season. We’ve got better individual defenders than when our defence was formidable, but conversely we’ve ended up with a properly shite defence.

I liked it when our identity was to hardly concede any goals. When we had the meanest defence in the entire league over an entire season. That made me very happy.

Sonification Noun. To support the soccer player first, the soccer club they play for is of minimal importance. Origin: 21st century phenomenon of South Koreans making the pilgrimage to North London to see their national hero Son play for Tottenham Hotspur. The fans took South Korean flags with them and filmed the entire experience on their phones. Son was their focus, Tottenham Hotspur merely the vehicle that gave them access to Son.

Onedek would play the Terrorvision song

Popular usually doesn’t mean good. Coldplay (excluding Parachutes), Michael McIntyre, Mrs Browns Boys, Sketchers shoes All very popular. All are absolutely wank.

2 separate debates: 1 - is Freed From Desire wank. That’s entirely up to the listener. To me, it’s absolutely wank. Doesn’t mean I think everyone has to agree with me though. 2 - Should a wank tune be played at the end of a Newcastle United game.

Clearly that means nothing until we know how fast you typically drink a cup of tea and how big your flask is

Be lolz if you actually did go out tomorrow morning and spend an hour scouring your local Sunday league pitches looking for 10 lads who have better touch than a premier league footballer.

Fucking Status Quo soundtracking that despicable scene

I’d dropped out of DnB by 2007, dipped back in for Autonomic and Future Beats podcasts 2009ish but wasn’t out dancing to DnB anymore Was it Ride de Punanny by Bagga Worries ?

Des Wissason

Was hoping he’d played Ni Ten Ichi Ryu by Photek. But now my hopes are dashed against the rocks.

What did he play ? I’m a proper 90’s DnB nonce

It’s fucking awful Neck and neck with DJ Otzi for the worst tunes Onedek has in his collection

I’m 48 and Freed From Desire is absolutely fucking wank and always has been since it first came out. Fair play to Makina being a proper NE sub culture, it’s not to most people’s taste but it a music scene with passionate people and that’s good in my book even if I don’t like the music myself. But playing Freed From Desire at the end of a football game at St James’ Park is a fucking embarrassment. There should be no music at the end of the game, never mind shite 90’s cheese-dance spunkrag choons.

Buying his threads from Marcus Price, who was a lovely bloke and NUFC fan

A bit worried feels optimistic. I’m not saying I’m Nostradamus but I am saying we’ll get beat off Barcelona because they’re better than us and we’re spent.

Is this the way to Barcelona, Bayern Munich, Lazio, Roma, Geordie Boys are taking over, Champions League awaits for me

That sounds seedy

That was the whole point of the post. To come across like a prat. You of all people must realise that.

There was a VAR Result = Nonce gif. And I posted another gif Sleep Tight Ya Pervert and an “xG never lies” post immediately after Villa lost. That’s not derailing discussion and it didn’t need a “yawn” response from you either. The VAR Result = Nonce is a magnificent gif and got plenty of likes. The deployment was exemplary, if I do say so myself. I don’t think I’ve been on any anti-stat crusades for weeks now. Certainly none of any significance, I’ve been happily letting the nonces have their fun. I’ve been way too busy complaining about match tickets and match atmosphere.

Indeed. Could be a few reasons. Might just be down to luck. Teams might have got wise and are keeping Villa’s best long range shooters away from the ball. Might be playing teams with better quality keepers. And so on. Lots to debate.