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What date does the Honkometer start from ? Cos if it’s as far back as 1904-1910 then everything since then has been absolutely honking by comparison

Michelle Collins is the only one for me, but she’ll never agree to have a no-jarmie sleepover at mine, no matter how many times I ask her via DM on Insta

I was honking at fingerblasting lasses when I was 14, should I always compare my current fingerblasting skills to how bad I was at 14, or maybe it’d be better to compare it to how class I was 2 years ago as it’s more relevant And compared to 2 years ago my fingerblasting skills are stale and sone lasses might say honking, but they’re still shitloads better than when I was 14

It depends on how you quantify rubbish I suppose I look at the way we played in 22/23 and what we’re dishing up now is rubbish in comparison I try to keep my pecker up and not get sucked into the doom mongering, but even with a PMA, at the moment I go into every game expecting us to concede at least 1 and also expecting us to fluff most of our chances And that’s exactly how the seasons playing out

But if we were allowed to spend money to build a decent squad it’d be anti-competitive and ruin the beautiful game

We’ve been rubbish

We should just fuck PSR adherence off and go out and spend whatever we want in Jan Fuck sticking to the rules Through their dodgy behind the scenes scheming and their snidey protectionism rules the cartel cunts have got us just where they want us right now Sell the Gallowgate Pigeon’s image rights to Saudia Airlines for a billion quid and go on a spending spree

I’d say our current identity was stale, weak and disjointed We’ve completely failed to build on the stellar 2022/23 Last season we could look at the injury list and explain the drop off in performances This season it’s a mix of poor / PSR restricted transfer activity that’s left us with a stale, underpowered squad. And if I was Yasir I’d ask serious questions of the effectiveness of Howe’s week to week approach, as he’s the one picking the side and setting them up. And whatever it is he’s doing, it’s not working

The thing about long term management is that inevitably, the performances suffer. You constantly have to find new and erotic ways of spicing things up in the dressing room

I can’t comment on fans of other clubs, but in the stands at SJP people are chomping at the bit to slag off our own players as soon as the whistle blows I’ve experienced it in all parts of the ground Sean Longstaff, Dan Burn, Chris Wood being the favoured targets of recent years And there’s plenty of it on here too, although I assume the players being slagged don’t read N-O. Or if they do, they go straight to the Best MILF’s thread

Just to clarify, I’m not rewriting Wood’s time here, he didn’t impress me and I was happy to see him moved on for what felt like a decent price But I also think he’s a good example of how quick we are as a fanbase to get on a players back and destroy their confidence if they’re not in great form or our system doesn’t suit their strengths

Since 2015: 1 in 2 at Leeds 1 in 3 at Burnley 1 in 9 at NUFC 1 in 2 at Forest He might have been heading into a slump at Burnley that became a full slump in his time here, but we’re by far the team he’s performed worst for in the last decade

Just rename this thread to “Froggy”, then we can still have all the japes about Man Utd and we all know exactly where to go to get our dose of #Frogbantz, but people won’t get angry that we have a thread dedicated to Man Utd

I don’t think anyone was saying he was good in his time here, the consensus is that he didn’t click at NUFC But he was decent for his previous clubs, is doing well for his current club and barely dented the balance sheet in his short time here Sometimes signings just don’t work out, it doesn’t mean he’s a dogshit player who was ready for the knackers yard which is what a lot of Newcastle fans were claiming

Bournemouth beat Arsenal last week so if Arsenal beat Liverpool tomorrow then Bournemouth are better than Liverpool but Bournemouth drew with Villa today and Villa beat Bayern two weeks ago so would Bournemouth win the Bundesliga if they relocated to Dortmund and called themselves Borussiamouth ?

Wonder if Chelsea fans say the same about Mo Salah It didn’t work out for Chris Wood here, shit happens NB. I’m not suggesting Chris Wood is as good as Mo Salah, before anyone kicks off and tells me I’m on glue

There’s a difference between talking sensibly about somebody not playing well versus ripping someone to shreds and calling them worse than shite and a dogshit signing because they’re not playing well

Because we’re a fickle fanbase and a large percentage of our fans love slagging off our own players, either on here or at the match Wood never clicked for us and as a result he got slagged off when playing here and has been used an example of an awful signing who we wasted money on and we should have known better than to bring him in When in reality he’s a decent player who still knows how to score goals, it just didn’t work out for him here. Which will happen sometimes

I did and I wasn’t sad to see him go, but just because someone fails to perform playing for NUFC and their stats aren’t worthy of a wank doesn’t mean the player is fundamentally dogshit

Stat nonces and transfer experts on here reckoned he was dogshit, we’d overpaid for him, getting our money back on him was the sale of the century and he would never score a top flight goal ever again Just shows that they knaa nowt