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Derbies I've been to: River v Boca (mega, the Monumental was rammo) Flamengo v Vasco (mega, Maracana only 50% full though) Hearts v Hibs (decent enough) Stocksfield vs West Wylam (lethal)

Early-ish in the summer I knew about their kids not signing up for 24/25 at their Newcastle school And I suspect the family have been trying to hide what’s really been going on with their split, the same “nothing to see here, everything’s fine” story has been dished out to a few people who are connected to them Which is what couples who are splitting up often do

Those are the correct and indisputable facts, but the reason we got left behind in stadium size and modernisation is because of Ashley’s cretinous ownership The two things are impossible to separate

Listed Georgian terraces to demolish

Not really a fair comparison when for 14 of them years we were owned by an absolutely massive parasitic cunt who let SJP rot whilst doing nowt but splattering SD logos on every available surface and getting his lickspittle Charnley to buy a few 32” Hi-Sense flatscreens from Curry’s for punters to squint at on the concourses

Helps that Elland Road is located in a wasteland 3 miles from the city centre. If we were moving to Royal Quays they'd have planned, built and opened the new Sela North Shields megadome by now In other stadium news, Manchester United have been told they're getting fuck all public money for their new stadium. Which is nice

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat A home tie in the cup Uhhhhhhrmagerd Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy ?

I liked it so much in 22/23 when we had a mean defence and hardly let in any goals It was so unlike NUFC, I thought Howe had taken us down an entirely new and exciting path and quite frankly, it made my willy tingle Last season and so far this season we're back to the age-old tried and tested NUFC, that leaky defence that I've known all my life. No willy tingles for me any more

SWITCH THEM MASSIVE FLASHING LED’S OFF FUCKSAKE BAN THE CUNTS

There is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost, But you'll never see the end of the road while you're traveling with NUFC Hey Howe, hey Howe, don’t dream it's over Hey Howe, hey Howe, when the world comes in They come, they come, to build a Paul between us We know they won't win

So did Jamie McClen

If that was 20 yards further back Fabi would’ve buried it

Our left side has been annihilated by a bloke who looks like he’s playing rugby 7’s for Fiji

Or he’s been caught on his Ring doorbell taking some strumpet home for sexytimes when his lass was away

We’ve not had an attempt on goal yet have we ?

Surprised we’ve not seen Chris Packets get on the pitch yet, very unusual

Canny finish that by Rigg, quick thinking and creativity

I’ve worked out what it is…. Fucking shite, that’s what it is

My best pal is also a glory seeking arrogant entitled red vermin like you and at a game last season he turned up to his ST seat at OT and there was someone already sat in it, with a ticket that had the right seat number on but must have been a snide The person had no idea is was a snide, they'd bought it off a 3rd party and it had got them into the ground but then they were booted out by the stewarts before kick off

If you’re free to be in front of a few screens at 10am on a weekday then member general sale has been a piece of piss so far In and out within 30 mins and plenty of seats to choose from, including pairs

Will Alexander need some rehab, for his toe toe toe ?

0/4 And I can't even go to the Brighton game, was just applying for a friend who would use my tickets Just reinforces my theory that the club have black balled me in the ballot cos they know I've got legendary status in sorting out tickets via the member sale and resale They don't want me to lose my incredible skills and end up becoming a has-been nobody on the ticket acquisition scene