bobbydazzla

Common sense should prevail, but it doesn’t “Whoopsy, I’ve never been to SJP before and have accidentally bought a ticket in a section I never knew was Safe Standing, should I: A) stand up B) make everyone else sit down I know, I’ll go for B” And there’s plenty of kids in Gallowgate Safe Standing who seem to make it work and are able to enjoy the match, so the “kids can’t stand” argument doesn’t stand up to scrutiny either

They’re sitting down in a Safe Standing section though

I spotted that when I was in the ground Absolutely ridiculous Who are these berks ?

Seats aren’t randomly allocated anymore But because of the demand for tickets, going to the match now often means rocking up on your own to a seat you’ve never been in before and being next to people you’ve never sat with before And the ST residents of many sections of the ground have no interest in making any noise All of this means it’s not the optimum conditions for creating a decent atmosphere Introduce more standing and make those sections singing areas, atmosphere would immediately improve Some people with ST’s might have to move though, which would create ructions

Makes you think doesn’t it

That was a negative and right now I need two positives. One to cancel out the negative and another one just so I can have a positive.

Howe, owt ?

When it was still 2-1: ”well that’s me off, see youse again in a couple of weeks” ”aye, champion pal, take it easy” The mind boggles

What time does the official Howe Out protest start? Asking for a friend

Kill iz

Only hostility you’ll get from our crowd for a 12.30 against Bournemouth will be if Sean Longstaff’s on the pitch

Adopts David Attenborough voice. “And here we have a flock of Fooligans, Latin name ladimus maximus. Observe them in their natural habitat, goading the rival flock from a safe distance. The Fooligan diet mainly consists of cocaine and lager. Their plumage of Stone Island and Adidas City Series is instantly recognisable to observers of the Fooligan”

Watching that vid But also, filming during the match A point away against a promotion rival is good, but to miss 2 x pelanty in the last few minutes is ridiculous Have watched the Makems a few times recently and they can hold their own against most of the top teams in the Champo and have a decent shot at getting promoted. But the standard of the Champo is woeful, even the best teams are very sloppy. Whoever comes up will get battered every week unless they invest massive amounts of dolla dolla bills y’all

All of these classics that people say they never hear anymore, they all get regular renditions in the Corner at home games I guess that demonstrates how the sound doesn’t travel round the stadium

“Swear down on me nanna’s life I’m not into football pal, I proper love fishing, smell me fingers pal, that’ll prove it”

"Good afternoon concourse barman, I'll have pint of the hazy PSR Pale Ale please, not only is it a balance between vibrant tropical fruit flavour and smooth drinkability but I'm also doing my bit for our balance sheet. Oh and can I have a packet of the FMV artisan pork scratchings please, it'll take us closer to being able to buy a new right winger" TBH that Madri beer is so shite I'd rather drink a pint of steaming piss out of the silver troughs

Often wonder whatever happened to the bloke who shouted Doddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddggyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepah from the Gallowgate at most matches during the 00's You could easily hear him in the Leazers

Force them to sign up for Wegovy jabs or they don't get in

Wouldn't affect me. Have already got a lifetime stadium ban for sneaking into the family enclosure dressed like The Child Catcher out of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang