bobbydazzla

Another game, another two players fucked

Flashy lights and flame throwers Just fuck off with that shite man It’s football not wrestling

Could just be journo twaddle for clicks But even if it isn't, my attitude is if someone is keen to leave so soon then let them go. I'd rather we had people here who were 100% committed, not looking to jump ship at the slightest fluttering of eyelashes from another club We're an exciting prospect, in the early stages of a journey. If someone sees their future looking brighter elsewhere then so be it That applies to players and staff

A few positive opinions on Paully are causing some division in their ranks though

See they're on about doing a walk out protest during their next home game because of the cup allocation It'd be as noticeable as pulling out the last couple of hairs on a bald gadgies head

9 10 11 4 8 7 3 5 6 2 1 Anything else is just utter nonsense

I swear down Blaydon Races is sung so fast these days that there’s a sonic boom just before the 2nd verse

On y’days telly highlights there was a clampit in the East Stand front rows with his phone held up to his face filming the ref watching the VAR review and sending off Shit like that does my head in

Think a genuine fan like yourself who only goes to the match from time to time isn’t falling into the category of day tripper Lots of reasons why people can’t be there regularly and it doesn’t diminish their love for NUFC

Attacking midfielder, defensive midfielder, 2nd striker, winger, centre forward, wide forward, full back, centre half, sweeper, goalie Just speak English, none of this numbers twaddle

I tell you what, I was swollen when he came on, I hope I don’t need an operation

The normal words but ending with I’ll give it to Jason Tindall, instead of Someone Special

Felt a bit flat at front of Gallowgate for most of game, the Corner was giving it some but it never properly spread to the sections nearby Fair few primary school age kids in my block, I think it’s important that youngins are at the match but they can’t add much to the noise and considerate adults will often tone it down if they’re next to a kid If we could have a family section that was nearer to the pitch than L7, it’d be better for everyone

Cos the Corner had just spent 15 mins singing White Christmas with the final line changed to “I’ll give it to Jason Tindall” for once DJ Onedek wasn’t being a twat

Michael McIntyre sat next to Sean Dyche What a pair of cunts they are

You're still vastly overpaying for shite even with Baldylocks in charge Who's he signed that's been any good relative to the size of their transfer fee ? And who from the squad he inherited has he coached to become loads better than they were ?

Before Howe took over we were a commercial void, a rotting carcass with free Shite Direct adverts plastered all over our stinking bones and our bargain basement players were having ice baths in wheely bins We've had to spend £400m just to buy some players of top flight quality Whereas you've got players worth hundreds of millions and earning hundreds of thousands a week stinking out your club. You've had your money and pissed it up the wall on shite. If I was the Glazers I'd be saying you can start getting some more cash when you prove you've got the brains to spend it wisely.

Lose this and we’ll be putting the keys in the ignition of the Relegationometer

this cunt had to retire from football due to injury yet

looks like Targett's current one is hammy and his prior one was achilles just typical of the current luck that he recovers from long term injury, is on the bench for a bit, as soon as we need him he's immediately crocked again for a few months can see why people are asking questions about the medical team, I think that's just a natural reaction as it's hard for most people to get their heads round us consistently having 11 of the squad out injured

How long was Targett back for ? Two games ?

Paul Catterson is the club Dr, been there since the Ashley era He should cut Harvey's toe off, problem solved

I’ve bought 2-3 tickets per game for every game so far I’m passing them on at face value to friends and people off here who were struggling to get tickets and otherwise couldn’t go If I can get that many tickets with just some persistence and a rapid mouse finger, imagine how many tickets a tout using bots could get But aye, the system is fairer isn’t it