bobbydazzla

2 weeks ago I was still moaning like fuck about how threadbare our squad was.

my grannies shrunken and withered left nipple is a better footballer than shola. he's well overdue to jog the fuck on.

fucking shite. relegation fodder turn up and take 3 pts off us at home. how totally fucking predictable. NUFC is a fucking stinking shite ming fuck of a bad joke. I wish I'd never started supporting the fucking shambolic excuse for a club.

To avoid the press. just thinking to myself if he was to come back then they would have left together, and announced it there and then...unless it was going to be a dramatic entrance tomorrow.. but thats a bit too geollywood? KK is going to sleep on it IMO. he'll be parking his range rover in a layby and snoozing before making any decisions

Simon Cowell to hold televised X Factor style auditions for the new NUFC manager. Keegan will be playing the part of Sharon Osbourne. You heard it here 1st.

the more statements the club makes the biggers twats they make of themselves. A billionaire owner bigging up a £12m summer transfer kitty. Get your hand in your pocket you tight cunt ! I wonder if they genuinely realise how much this is stoking the fans up ahead of saturday.....

Watch the TV show Gladiators, we're the crowd. watch a Big Brother eviction show, we're the crowd.

VIVE LE REVOLUTION ! POWER TO THE PEOPLE ! BURN AND LOOT ! POLICE AND THIEVES ! I PREDICT A RIOT !

agree that the writing appears to be on the wall for ashley. he can never be "one of the lads" again. it's one thing flogging shll suits to charvers and making a mint but reality will hit home when he has 50000 calling for his head a week on saturday. plus all the other shit he will have been on the end of this week if I was him I'd be selling up and dissapearing back into a low profile money making existence.

Would be canny funny if this turned into a full scale riot a la Meadowell 1991 someone should ramraid the club shop in an XR2i then torch the fucker.

http://blog.news-record.com/staff/culture/Culture%20Shock%20-%20The%20Joker-thumb.jpg he's mental as fuck, he gets stuck into shit just for the sake of getting stuck in plus he is a clown and would therefore fit into the circus that is NUFC

Who the fuck would be mad enough to take the job on ? Randle P McMurphy with Chief Bromden as his assistant would be the obvious candidates

The thing that guts me more than anything is that once again the club I love is a fucking laughing stock. Has any club in recent history been at the centre of so many high profile negative stories ? We have become a joke of a club. A club it is genuinely embarassing to be associated with.

season over. back to square 1 again anyone with a passing interest in football in the UK / EU / World pissing their pants at NUFC the media having a field day no decent managers will touch the job very few players will want to join such a shambolic club fans at loggerheads a tightarse billionaire in charge fucking hell

makes you realise just how shit the quality of the modern media actually is and how daft people are to take for granted all they see and read....... And Sky are the worst.

Lets wait until the whole episode is over first and we can say for definite that they were wrong we can say now for definite that they were wrong. yesterday they ran the story as if it was a fact that Keegan had been sacked but covered their arses by saying "our sources say". they talked up replacements, they slagged off Ashley, Keegan etc. They whipped the fans into a frenzy. None of it was based on any factual evidence. It was based on gossip and hearsay. And now they all look like clowns. Whatever way you look at it they jumped the gun and are now desperately trying to save face.

the negative spin surrounding the Keegan story has been unbelieveable. Sky in particular are chomping at the bit for him to leave and refusing to acknowledge any positive side to the situation despite the fact at this stage there is as much chance of him staying as going. Is it really worthy of lead story, headline news on Sky News for 36 hrs solid ? At this moment in time the employment situation of the NUFC manager is deemed more important than: global reccession, war, famine, hurricanes, murder, political upheaval etc etc. Are we genuinely that important in the grand scheme of worldwide news stories ? Do they really need to have a reported camped outside the ground for 48hrs ? If I had my way I would shut down sky tmrw. They are total cernts. ***********BREAKING NEWS*******SKY ARE CERNTS*************BREAKING NEWS******************

I think team salary caps are the only logical solution to the current situation going on in football. Implementing it would be very difficult though. In NFL (I've been told) and Aussie Rugby league it has worked but they are leagues that only really exist in one country so players can't head overseas to other leagues and make more money. We'd need a global football salary cap system and that would take years to sort out and implement. Otherwise the money men will keep fucking about with clubs that have been focal points of communities for over a century.

at the end of the day Ashley was making sound decisions that Keegan apparently disagreed with: Sell Smith - he's been shite. Get rid Sell Barton - He's a liability. Get rid Sell Milner - Overated at 12mil. Bite Villa's hand off Sell Owen - Jury out on this one. Well all know that he's holding the club to ransom for megawages or will ferk off once his contracts up. Take the money, or get rid. Hard to call. I would take Ashleys / Board side on all those points. And had decent replacements been lined up I'm sure we'd have all been happy with the transfers. I can see the logic behind what he was doing it was the execution that they ferked up. Hopefully todays discussions will right the wrongs and we can build on from there. Like back in '92

Sky are going all out to keep stirring things up. Their negative spin is beyond a joke. And now they've got John McGurrick (sp) on as an expert pundit. For fucks sake !!!!!

no diggity. no doubt.

Realistically, neither scenario is going to end with him selling the club. A few wins later and all will be forgotten/forgiven. I can't see Ashley hanging about long term if he can't be "one of the lads".

the way i see it Ashley has 2 options. And it's lose / lose for him. he seems like he is too arrogant to accept that the fans are bigger than him at this club. 1 - get rid of Keegan. Face the wrath of the majority of fans. never recover from it and have to sell up 2 - keep keegan but admit defeat ref. the new structure. have his authority publicly undermined and have to sell up

SSN is so annoying to watch, I'm going to avoid watching it after yesterdays rubbish. Sky is a joke full stop. The treatment of the NUFC story y'day just serves to highlight how vindicative, premumptious and manipulative they are. Think of all the other stories they do this with where the truth also gets brushed aside. Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story taken to extreme levels..... On an unrelated note a mate of mine saw Shearer this morning and he reckons he knows nowt but thinks the club are once again a laughing stock.

Danni Behr was mint in bed