bobbydazzla

You’ve got the same entrenched negative mindset as far too many of our fans. You might as well be saying “I’m not interested in even considering going on an all inclusive luxury holiday to the Maldives, because I know someone who went to an all inclusive in Egypt and said it was shite” We could build a new stadium with a design and layout that replicates the best atmospheres in world football. And create a way for like minded noisy fans to gather and stand in specific areas in their tens of thousands. No-one knows right now, so reserve judgement until we have something tangible to comment on and until then, why not try considering what the positives might be, as well as the negatives.

Guehi, Semenyo etc are some of the most sought after players in the league. Every club in the league knows all about them and the ones that represent a step up from Palace or Bournemouth will be watching them closely. Biggest chance we have is if none of the cartel clubs fancy them because they have good enough players for those positions already or priorities to buy into other positions etc As soon as one of those clubs is in then more often than not we’re fucked. They can risk the transfer fees and they can smash us on wages and they’ve all got trophy cabinets dripping in silver. Now and again we’ll get lucky and a player like that will buy into our project. But it’ll be a rarity for now. Hence all the alleged failures over the summer. We’re game fishing with the big boys but they’ve got chum and we’ve got maggots.

If someone like us went in for Semenyo in the summer then Man City would have stepped in and matched or outbid them and outwaged them. They can afford to do that even if the signing doesn’t work out. Man City won’t have just decided in the last couple of months that they wanted to try and get Semenyo. He’s been hot PL property and they’ll have been tracking him the same as we were. And speaking to his agent to tell him they’re interested. We’d have been pissing in the wind by making an approach.

Not one of the Forest players looked Dyche in the face as he was walking amongst them trying to motivate and instruct them at ET half time. Zero eye contact or engagement from any of them. Whereas Wrexham players were all looking at the gaffer, facing towards him and listening intently to everything

Anyone else wanting to do a Sam Beckett in Quantum Leap, go back to 1881 and tell Newcastle East End that when they absorb Newcastle West End they should put some nets on some grass at Silverlink ? We’d have had a new stadium by now if that had happened.

Never go in the house until you've checked the chimney stack and black smoke has turned to white smoke

Sincere apologies, I totally forgot to include the safety smiley

Like this, but with Michelle not Alan

Oh aye, we know that. Take the presentation at the Ticketing Workshop: "We're doing everything we can to catch touts and ban them, whilst still offering unlimited low cost unvetted memberships all season long" Imagine going to a home security workshop and saying: "I'm doing everything I can to stop people burglarising my house. Top of the range alarm, massive lock on the front door, Neighbourhood Watch sign on the front gates, the lot. But I never lock the back door, ever. And I even have a sign outside the house saying my back door is never locked"

Did you come home early from work and find Pope balls deep in your lass or summat ?

If St James' Park was on a barren industrial wasteland nowhere near civilisation, like Elland Road is, then I'm sure we'd have had a bigger stadium designed, approved, built and opened by now. But we're in the city centre. With no easy places to build nearby. And nowhere in the region to play games if we did stay put and do a massive renovation. Nevermind the task of relocating Leazers Terrace brick by brick. Are the "get a move on PIF, others are going faster than us" posters also thinking we should definitely move to an out of town location, aye ? Lads, compare apples with apples. And we've got a very unique apple that most people refuse to give up. Even the prospect of going to somewhere very close to SJP, such as the Town Moor, has people shitting in their undies about NUFC losing its identity and how punters will almost certainly die from exhaustion on the trek up there to watch matches.

I wondered if it was done deliberately to confuse bots, because an automated programme will try to buy the ticket and disabled / yoots can only be purchased by a tiny % of members so the bot programme will be hoovering tickets it can't buy. Then I wondered if our ticketing team is even smart enough to think that like. And then I realised that hospitality tickets are usually there for weeks on end because very few people want to pay 400 sovs to watch NUFC play a run of the mill league game. You can all get on with your day now knowing that Uncle Bobby is always wondering about tickets and Michelle Collins.

Quality of the football being played has crashed and burned, but the unpredictability of results has flown so high it could feasibly leave the atmosphere.

It's also only Howe's 2nd attempt and also most of our players 2nd attempt at balancing the demands of the PL, CL and cup runs plus playing in internationals. That's definitely not the case at Arsenal, City etc. The clubs, coaching staff and players are all used to it, it's the norm for them. Our nearest comparison is Villa, but Emery has more experience than Howe of running domestic and European campaigns simultaneously.

It's Eddie Howe's second ever attempt at running a league campaign plus a champions league campaign and we've had a long run in the league cup and hopefully a long run in the FA cup. That's a load of games and a load of travel. And he also has international players in our key positions and they disappear to play for their country whenever there's a break in club fixtures. And he's trying to change the ethos of our playing style to give players a better chance of managing the workload. And he's a fastidious coach who needs loads of time with his players on the training pitch, so it's completely at odds with his preferred way of working. So we're definitely not a well coached team at the moment, by Eddie's usual coaching standards.

The Mexican Wolf Boy family is.

Imagine how hairy Szob’s arse crack must be He’ll have winnits like cricket balls

Szob’s got leg hair like like a Mexican wolf boy Needs a fucking strimmer taking to it Dishgusting

Why do so many top flight footballers have these little clumps of whispy chin pubes that are often accompanied by a pathetic whispy tache. Loads of them on display at the Emirates tonight. Looks fucking ridiculous. Either have a shave, or have a beard. Fucking melts.

Whereas Liverpool have £210m worth of strikers not playing.

This Spanish cup game in Saudi Arabia represents everything that is wrong with modern football. Going all the way to Saudi to play a domestic game so most people in the stadium can sit and film it with a phone in front of their face. Rancid scenes.

Watching rugby and tennis

Do you think Michelle Collins is sexy ?