bobbydazzla

Fuck VAR. Far more poor decisions made BECAUSE of it. The precision with which they try to measure the offside rule is dogshit. If it takes 5 mins of zoomed in slo mo replays to assess the lines, then it was so close that the attacker got fuck all advantage anyhow I’d lob VAR in the bin like Super Ted in the toy factory

MORNING LADS & LASSIES LETS BATTER THESE CUNTS

STOP FILMING ON YOUR FUCKING PHONES AND LIVE IN THE FUCKING MOMENT YOU DAFT CUNTS

I read somewhere last week that any ST’s that aren’t renewed will not be resold as ST’s

"The Mags" has been teased on the LED's last couple of games, so I reckon that's the name of the new membership scheme It's only 3 weeks since they started recruiting for the Head of Ticketing and that person almost certainly won't be in the job before the new scheme is launched So what the new scheme looks like and when it'll be revealed to us punters is anyone's guess, I live in hope that it's not as batshit crazy as this seasons mess

Klopp spending 90% of the game shouting into the 4th officials lughole is a sight I’ll be happy to never see again Blokes a cunt

As of next season Umbro will be sub-licensed by Castore

Got to remember to also ask for taxpayer funds to build us a shiny new stadium

Remind me why one of the richest and most decorated clubs in the world should believe they’re entitled to use tax payer money for a new stadium ? The brass neck on these cunts man

They need to get a roofer out, not the glazers

Niagara, Iguasu, Victoria, Angel and now Old Trafford

Got beat 6 nowt but our xG was class

xG = we’re creating decent chances but not scoring goals Which has been a standard football observation and discussion throughout the entire history of the game But now it’s been rebranded xG for the stat nerds to wank themselves daft over

Normally I just mute the telly and listen to tunes but is it Amazon who let you listen without commentary Cos I’m bang into it when they do I swear down I find Clive Tyldesley more unbearable than any other sound in the world. He’s aural Ebola.

Cos he’s absolutely fucking shit, that’s why

I can’t imagine Jesus going, I’ve told a few people here that I’m the son of god, can I just stay pitchside with Arteta and Ramsdale for 30 seconds. No, you’ve got to move on. You’ve got to spread the word. You’ve got to go to Nazareth

xG is the worst Needs to be fired into the sun

Gambling culture Someone hears that and thinks ”I’ll nip onto Sky Vegas and have a tenner on Arsenal to be in the lead at half time but not win the game”

When can we start Tosin ourselves ?

99% of football physios will be thinking “I bet I could have beaten Derek Wright in a sprint across the pitch”

In the early days of Team Sky I thought Brailsford was alright Nowadays I’d love to jam a stick in the cunts spokes then pop his tyres

COME ON THE ARSE

Wife would have dragged him round the shops if he hadn’t briefly gone to the match