bobbydazzla

Just redeploy him in a new position, it worked for Joelinton who at the time was considered an absolutely massive waste of massive lowey and an absolutely dogshit striker We soon forgot about how utterly shite and expensive he was was as a striker when he became the midfield cyborg destroyer we now know and love In Eddie we trust

Aye, that was a fib but the rest is true

Said he thought xG was a bag of shite and if he wasn’t happily married he’d be up to his back axles in Michelle Collins. Oh, he also called Michael McIntyre a cunt.

I was proposing a dodgy PSR scam to pretend the women’s team needed the site so we could sell it to them, but now you’ve gone and blown the lid off the blag Loose lips sink ships

You can’t have watched many games in those 30 years then. Do you remember Nacho ? Xisco ? Disco Des ? Marcelinho ? Guivarch ? And that’s just some of the shite I can recall, there’s absolutely fucking loads more.

I stood near Heron a couple of seasons ago, still got tinnitus

Rumour is the women’s team will train there. So we can sell it to them

Adopts Attenborough voice: The common or garden gakhead can usually be found gathering in small flocks outside of the cubicles in the men’s toilets, both before and during the tribal ball game that they wish to observe. The tribal ball game is taking place only a hundred yards or so away from the gakheads natural cubicle habitat.

It was a wheely bad time for NUFC. Some say it couldn’t have bin worse.

I shared the article with someone I know that’s involved in the current training ground upgrade and was told that this news has been on the cards for a while.

Billions of Massive Lads Fans will be refusing to go to Ponteland Airport if they've got to drive past and potentially fly over the £200m state of the art Mags training ground... I'm buying shares in Durham Tees Valley Airport right this moment.

Some might say it was incestuous.

You forgot the bit about Fergie giving Carrick his blessing.

If they banned me for giving my ticket to someone I knew and at most getting face value payment for it. Then I'd be: 1) Furious 2) Able to just sign up again with a different email and a new member account and start buying tickets again

I might set up a membership account as Juan King-Meoff and start selling touted home tickets and making it really obvious I'm touting. Be lolz when someone has to go to the Box Office for an ID check.

Where the fuck did you go to school if you think smoking hot Michelle Collins and scouse scorcher Colleen Rooney look like dinner ladies ?

Wouldn’t eat that loaded fries shite even if it was drizzled in fresh piss

In the Gallowgate bogs on Sat there was a bloke walking away from the piss trough with a bowl of the salt n pepper chicken loaded fries

If I was Rooney I’d want to be at home as much as I possibly could so I could spend all day snogging Colleen. Daft cunts got millions in the bank, a massive house and an absolute scorcher of a wife at home and he prefers to spend his time out and about cos-playing as a football manager and telly pundit.

@Froggy who did your lot get in the draw ?

Can I just shock you. We have Billa at home end of Jan to add to the list.

How the fuck did that doylem Coisty slide one into peak era Patsy Kensit. Fuck my life.

And Billa at home 25th Jan