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Is this a Simpsons quote? Feel like i've heard this almost word for word except for obviously the Cisse part

Really bold choice that Deuce

Didn't someone have a theory we would sign no one and Ashley brought in Kinnear because he can take the flack and doesn't care? Do get the feeling like it's the Wise, Keegan scenario all over again where he tells him they have made bids, whereas in reality they had no intention of doing so. Wait and see I guess but get the impression Kinnear may be telling Pardew a few fibs about our transfer dealings so far.

Just heard the interview. Going on about meeting Mike Ashley and how he is a brilliant bloke who only wants the best for newcastle and we are in good hands as long as him and Joe are there. Sounded false as fuck .

I did think part of that Rio Ave loss was probably down to them working their bollocks off in training and being tired once the match came round.

Hahah wow. Doesn't that just sum up our club atm.

Shut the fuck up Haris, you're out of your element. Can always appreciate a little Big Lebowski reference

Swear spurs have been trying to sign a "€30m" striker for about 4 years.

Gonna miss Cisse if he goes. Always came across as a genuinely good guy. Hope it isn't as is being said and he just wants out but won't just come out and say it. Wouldn't fit with the way he's conducted himself so far at all.

Hang on, go back a bit and you'll see I said exactly that, if he stays he'll have a much better season next time out, doesn't stop him being awful last season, and still has no pace. He's slower than I thought he'd be that's for sure but not sure he was ever truely match-fit last season. He seemed to have a lot of hamstring injuries before we signed him and then when he arrived I think he missed the odd game or two with knocks. Plus I think once he gets used to the pace of the league and learns who the players are that he's up against he should be able to cope better than he did the end of last year.

Got to side with Ian on this one. Shaw had a good season and is pacy as fuck in comparison to Debuchy. Plus it was Debuchy's first time in english football. I think it's harsh to judge any of our January signings fully as they were thrown into a shit situation. Would be better to judge them after this season as they would of had a full pre-season and they gained experience of the final half of last.

....Judas.

Arsene loves small attacking midfielders with no real set position

How does Sammy look in any way like Santon, Dummett or Jonas?

Or we comically do even worse defensively.

If he played for him there for Charlton, was that not during a time they got relegated? He moved to spurs that summer I remember, so that tactic obviously worked a treat Pardew. Fuck this shit. So sick of this now. Barely a single positive thing coming out of the club any more and if there is it gets shit on fairly quickly by some kinnear/ashley related crap.

I feel like they just need to get someone signed just to put minds at rest that they can actually sign players and they're not a bunch of blithering idiots. Kemen doesn't count as it was probably set up a long time ago.

Get out of here comparing Ashley to Heyman. I love Heyman

I think it would be a last straw for a lot of fans I imagine.

Really don't think it's too far off the truth that article on the previous page. Always got the impresion we are a complete afterthought for Ashley and if he dedicated even half the time to us that he does Sports Direct then we'd be in a far stronger position. The guy just doesn't seem to give a shit unless it looks like we're in trouble which can affect his investment.

Wow didn't expect that. Fair play.

Daily star should be banned from this forum.

Haven't seen that much of him but quite a few on here seem quite negative about us signing him? I always thought he was decent if not spectacular but if we do get him for £4m surely that's a good deal? I mean I've seen him play well in the champions league on numerous occasions and if it goes through he will be an ACTUAL SIGNING!

Couldn't be arsed to check if this had been posted. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/profiles/is-newcastle-united-owner-mike-ashley-the-best-boss-in-the-world-8721153.html Get the impression he still massively resents the fans for singing songs about him (been mentioned many times before from people close to him)

Daily star are so tragic.