McCormick

Yeah... Who the fuck are Lyon? All of you losers must be playing FM.

Those comments only serve to make us a less attractive proposition to potential signings. I respect what he's trying to do but, at the moment, his words are doing more harm to our progress than good. What he needs to do now is keep quiet.

Massive, massive coup if we get this lad in.

We should respond to all our emails with rage comic faces tbf. Mike's response to Liverpool's 35 million pound bid for Andy Carroll: http://files.sharenator.com/Aww_Yeah_meme_Meme_Faces_s250x196_156976_580_resurrection_s250x196_170614_580_resurrection-s250x196-170626-535.png

Talking bollocks.

Sochaux fans seem to rate him quite highly.

Shayno, ability and style-wise who could you compare him to?

He's a bit up himself at times, but his judgement is usually spot on. Sorry RC.

Wearside: Is Gyan fit to play?

Shitpundit

I'd be happy with either. Edit- Bendtner or Rodallega that is.

Good line up, I would go with that. Maybe if they dont play barton we'llgo willo colo CB , Taylor Rb and simpson LB with Jonas and Obertan on the wings. It'll be one of those 2 We be relatively happy with either of those given the circumstances. I think Willow, Barton and Ubertan will start on the bench though. That sounds like a racist jibe

Would walk into any team outside the top 6 and also into some in the top 6, no question about it. You will find out how good he is in 8 days time. He's a good player, I saw that from his time at PSG. Not quite sure he's as good as many of your counterparts are proclaiming though; however I'll be happy to take that back after seeing what he can do this season. What do you think your line-up will be for the derby btw?

Absolute shambles.

Would I take him? Yes, yes and yes. Will he want to come here? Probably not. Will we spend the required money to get him? Again, probably not.

Ashley: "Striker? Ok. *Ameobi signs extension* U mad?"

*sigh*

Oh dear... Someone give this guy a hug.

Worse side? If he ends up at blunderland They finished 8 places above Birmingham though.

Worse side?

http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/nechronical/may2011/7/6/demba-ba-642185831.jpg wat.

http://www.apigeoncalledfrank.com/Full-Articles/10-Words-in-British-Comedy_files/david_brent.jpg Barton: "I say what I want, even if the regime don't like it."

I like Barton as much as the next fan- he's good player who wears his heart on his sleeve- but that's a silly comment to make. Yes, his "I tell it like it is" attitude makes for good reading, but his recent 'tweet' will do nothing but create more problems and can only be detrimental to the club's progress.

This.