McCormick

Not nearly as optimistic as you lot. I suspect we'll lose but put in a worthy enough performance.

plenty of buyers wanting a prem club,this could actually work out none to bad for them. Was just thinking that...

spurs still losing?

Nearly. After beating the 10th man he stood on the ball, wappd out his I-Phone and MSN'd Jamie and his hos. His celebration was absolutely amazing Who would of thought he would take out his love truncheon and give the poor keeper a lil slap. Ahh! That explains his booking! You must've left early you bombaclart... It wasn't a yellow card that the ref brandished, 'twas a banana. Dutty then screamed ''BANANA TYYYMMM!11!!" and about 2,000 bitches and ho's stormed the pitch in what has gone down in history as the first naked mud-wrestling pitch invasion.

the future generation... Evidence enough of how fucked we, as society, really are

I've nothing against foreign fans (i could be considered foreign seeing as i work in the gulf, half the year despite being born in and around newcastle) except the fact that some of them i've met are either: keegan-glory-day followers or just shitty 'im wearing the shirt aren't i?' fans who don't know the first thing about the club. It annoys me though that they choose to support the club, local fans have it written in our genetic make-up... Doesn't make us better fans by any means, just makes us feel more of a connection to the club than most of you will ever feel. It's our home, our soldiers fighting for the pride of our nation. You don't get to see the buzz after a win, the depression after a loss you make yourself unhappy to give it a more substantial meaning in your life.. to fill a void maybe. When for us a loss is a blemish to the city we live in and love so one can't help but be affected.

Yes of course. His departure showed just how much he meant to this club, and as long as he's up to the task of fixing the mess he left in his wake then i'd welcome him back with open arms/legs/anything.

Name One Better? Owen, Zog Owen Didnt See Enough Of The Ball. N'zogbia Constantly Ran Into Cul de sac's And Has No Idea When To Release The Ball. Type properly ffs. Its Getting Annoying As Fuck Mate

Lowest of the low... Not to sound too emo but the bright-side is that i'm almost completely apathetic.

And i'd like a face-mask made of womans breasts, but lets be fucking realistic here.

This'll be the turnaround for tottenham i believe... We'll get a good hiding and it'll give them the boost they need to fire up their non-performers and climb up the table. Never felt so fucking negative in my life.

Why put the Chelsea and Aston Villa owners together? They are very different types of owners. I'm now at the stage where I'd be happy if we bought our way to success. Ask any Chelsea fans if they prefer the days before Abramovich. For me, I hope the new owners are 'money no object' rich and are happy to throw that money at NUFC. I guarantee that you wouldn't enjoy winning a trophey under 'money no object' rules as much as you would if we did it from building a base and bringing young players through. Its like winning the lottery, of course you will enjoy spending the cash and the material things it brings, but you'd appreciate every one of the trinkets more if you had earned the millions first Lottery trinkets are better than no trinkets though

I'm with 1878. i, like many newcastle fans, have always had a strong aversion to Bruce, but he's impressed me of late; his signings seem to show an understanding of the english game rather than 'striking lucky'. Great players on a meagre budget as well as saving a shitty wigan side from relegation says a lot about his quality. He's a decent manager imo, okay hes never going to get us pushing for the top 5, but let's be realstic...can we really attract that calibre of manager in our current plight? No. Exactly. People need to sweep their vendettas and biases under the couch for the minute, i mean with the shite-shower of names being hurled at us Steve Bruce wouldn't be as much of an abomination as many of you are making out.

Class feeling to have complete faith in a manager, isn't it. Stop it man, you're gonna make me cry here

Couldn't care less tbh... Hurts to hear myself say that *sigh*

No brainer really; hughton's a shite manager but the last thing we need to do is exacerbate the fans any further by appointing Wise. It mustn't be thaaat hard to find someone that is 1) a better manager than hughton 2) Less hated than cockface mcghee... Surely?

I think the 'pro-ashley brigade' are just a bunch of high-brows who want disassociate themselves from the general populace of 'mongs' (tbf there are quite a few) by not 'worshipping the messiah'.

Bit long for a caption maybe....

"Hi my name's mike ashley, i bought newcastle football club in a dire state at a bargain-basement price, while in turn liberating it's loyal following from the tyranny and absolute pestilence of the previous regime. I gave them a new-found hope; promising verdant fields of gold and talked of a beautiful future standing alongside kings while polishing our spoils. I took advantage of their naivite, dismissing the big-headed burden on our club and brought back the biggest hero the club had ever seen. I sat alongside them to gain their trust, i liquored them up so they were too inebriated to investigate... That's when i decided to shake things up by appointing meaningless people to sit beside me in the stands, in a desperate attempt to make it seem like i knew how to run a football club. I spent very little, veeeeery little, despite having a thread-bare squad and assembled a backroom staff that underpinned the manager i appointed. He walked out. The fans went ballistic. The club is in the shit again. Why am i smiling though? Oh that's cause i still think that someone's gonna pay 480 million quid for a mid-table, managerless, unsettled, poisoned chalice of a club... and maybe because i'm a little drunk."

I hope the supporters club know how to spell our club's name

Wow, very informative. Now if only there was a website that i could buy the tickets from...

Supporting newcastle is masochistic at times.... fuck me this is painful what a shitty fucking day this has turned out to be, I don't give a shit, Fuck you ashley and you too ameobi

Initial reaction is i wish he did sell to them, but we'll see

Another chelsea situation... bollocks

Do you know Harry-Norway by any chance?