McCormick

Nazi salute emoji now? He’s out of control.

He’s gonna feel so dumb when he finds out. Poor lad.

Well now my brother thinks I’m a liar and a fanny. Cheers.

Ok so… is it done?

2 mins, now.

And here I was expecting an early night.

We could sell the guy for similar later. It’s fine.

If there’s a God, this toad gets stretchered off on oxygen in his next match.

Still absolutely fuming we bent over for those entitled pricks right at the death, after all of the shit they pulled. But that said, take the emotion out of it, and the business as a whole has been solid. We’re walking out with a stronger squad.

Might be a hot take or whatever but I maintain that at his peak he was world class. Bowen D’or.

28.5? Dossers. 30 or deal off imo.

Bit sad. Thought he was a perfectly serviceable 3rd choice option and had a lot of personality. 30m is good money though. Just hope we use this to sign another player.

Fratessi? Gallagher? Santos? JSL? Mainoo? Lopez? Jackson? Have to imagine someone’s coming in. I hope so anyway.

It’s a fire! … sale.

I feel it in my jimmies we’re lining up something big. I also feel it in my jimmies that we won’t be able to close it in time .

What’s the buyback?

Thought it was telling that Howe was talking openly about him needing game time to develop. Hope it means we’re buying someone else now?

@Fak reel em in big boy!

Worst case scenario it’s around 115m ish net. Probably closer to around a 100m. Suggests there’s a bit of room for another 20 to 30m signing?

By all accounts we overpaid more for Woltemade but didn’t see the same reaction.

Oooh- ah!

At least we can reuse the Callum Wilson chants for this guy.

Ability-wise he’s not far off Mbeumo imo so 50 odd sounds okay. His age means we’re probably 10-15m overpaying though… which is understandable considering it’s deadline day.

Uh oh.

Ramsdale Thiaw Ramsey Elanga Wissa Woltemade Isn’t bad business tbf.