McCormick

Not sure what this means. It’s understandable to be disappointed at how this window’s played out, man. Still a day to go though so let’s see…

Think I’m in the “we’re signing nee cunt” boat now. Super disappointing stuff if that ends up being the case. What a wasted opportunity to kick on.

Yeah. Just ask yer ma. Couldn’t resist.

So underrated on the ball. Can understand fans of other clubs assuming he’s just an “ave it” style big lump of a defender but our own fans should know better.

Not a disaster.

Yeah. Straight down the tunnel too is always a bad look too, whether or not that means anything.

Love that touch Sandro, man.

Poor Willock, man.

Um ref?

Guy’s 6ft 8 apparently ?

Liking the energy throughout the team here.

That’s amazing.

He’s an absolute unit, definitely good enough for a team with CL aspirations. I’d say Guehi is more of a sure thing, and I’d rate him higher but I wouldn’t be massively disappointed if we ended up with Simikan. The link is pretty tenuous though so it’s a bit silly hailing him as the saviour of our window just now.

Think it’s more to do with the fact that there’s 3 days left of the window and Guehi’s club aren’t playing ball. Prefer Guehi personally (for all the reasons you’ve mentioned) but Simakan is no slouch.

Simakan is quality tbf.

Sorry to hear that.

Lotta ifs flying about. 3 days to go, lads let’s just tie something down.

“Sideways move” is wild .

It’ll be disappointing for sure but who’s heads would you want to roll exactly?

Sick of Crystal Parish now, like. God/Dave, if you’re reading this; cancel that whole “ending world hunger” wish, I’ve changed my mind. Send Palace and that smug twat down to the Championship please. And give him a micropenis.

Read the article, lads. Says we’re confident on Guehi but no funds for an rw; which I think we all assumed to be the case anyway.

Think we all knew a winger wasn’t coming in on a permanent deal should we spend 65+ on Guehi. Non-story, really.

Watch nonce here. Tbf an RM is one of the best “investments” for the mega rich. If he sold that watch now it’d be worth close to or perhaps over 1 million. Even if you have the money, you can’t just buy these hyper watches at retail; you’re basically selected to own one, which is essentially a license to print money. Pharrell was chosen by RM to buy a watch for 400k and sold it on for over 5m a year later.

Winger, you say? Gotta hope clubs just inadvertently accept our first offer then. Clock’s ticking.

Gillespie is just there to fulfill a homegrown quota isn’t he?