I cannot believe I'm even saying this on this forum...But we actually need someone like Ben Arfa. Someone to unlock teams when they sit with 11 men behind the ball.
I just have a vision of some sort of shit movie trailer with "From the people who brought you the Stadium of Shite - it's Stadium of Shite 2, bigger, emptier and pinker"
He's not nearly sensationalist enough nor is he an egotistical knobend like a fair few regulars on SS are.
I've not watched it in years because the moment they would speak about NUFC it became apparent they were horrendously ignorant of reality. I'd assume they're the same for all but the elite.
Funnily enough that's why I stopped watching the pricks.