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Man U sing a dreadful version of the Blaydon Races.

How's that not handball?

Shelvey has been just as bad as Willock. I'd take him off, bring Bruno on and move Willock further forward.

Shelvey to Willock there Bruno must be thinking wtf

Class. Never seen any of them.

I've never seen that before

Oh no. Hope the North East Top Dogs trophy hasn't been taken.

Presumably the tills must be fucked. So what do they do with all the unsold pies, burgers etc?

Lots of mentions of Brucey from makem mates on my Facebook.

Bally in!

2-0 now

Little cock-eyed cunt. Hope he gets the Spanish Inquisition.

It is?

He's not my type.

Yep. Haven't seen him in a few years, but think he's still taxiing - works for the same firm as my cousin.

I went to school with the daft cunt

They released it as a single, got to number 70 or something like that. I remember seeing a group of their dozy looking fans, all wearing shades (just like real pop stars ) singing it on Look North.

Also "Peter Reid eats bananas with his feet"

Ours came first. The makems copied it, as they do with all their chants.

It's all about the difference between a modern, inclusive, welcoming city, renowned for being a place to have a good time and a depressing hellhole of a backwater, the population stuck with the worst attitudes of the '70s and '80s.

Talkshite previous to their game was full of Everton fans wanting either Duncan Ferguson or Wayne Rooney to get the job, with no justification other than "they know the club", they "bleed blue" or they "are one of us". The presenters were absolutely loving it as well, imagine all the "deluded fans" comments they'd be peddling if it was our fans. I really hope they do appoint one of them and they go into free fall.

Just showed the flag display in Soccer Saturday. Looks fantastic and got lots of appreciation from Jeff and the panel.

Dean Saunders was going on about him last night on talkshite. Reckons he's a better player than anyone Newcastle are interested in and can't understand why we aren't.

Agree that this is talkshite's modus operandi, but I personally don't think Agbonlahor's clever enough for that. His shit thick opinions are all products of his own muddled mind.

It's nee excuse for getting beat by fuckin Lincoln mind, but have you seen the clip of it? They've obviously still got the old thick as shit groundsman from the Premier Passions days - fancy continuing to water a pitch which has already got pools of standing water on