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...is the correct answer. Our most reliable defender and most prolific goalscorer. Hopefully in the next couple of months some of the underachievers in our squad will step up. Shelvey, Ritchie and Merino especially.

Bunch of fannies. We're not going down. Lascelles coming back will make a massive difference at the back and we've also missed his captaincy.

Classic mackem rabid dimwittery. It's the one thing they excel at It's quite fantastic isn't it? And Hill's brazen couldnt give a fuck attitude is just perfect. The smilie couldn't be more apt.

How have Arsenal not scored here? Been a class half of football, should be all square really.

Aye quality little flick, Lingard didn't have to break his stride. Pity about the Pardew dance, mind

Alan Smith can fuck off here. Morata was fucking offside, so how come they were hard done by?

....made him the same cunt as he was before, but with Elton John's hairstyle.

Why do people have orgasms about goals like that? He just drills it back over the keeper into an empty net. Anyone could do that. And I'm not joking.

Still can't figure it out It's not literally, sausage roll is it? ffs. It's a sausage roll in a jacket with SR on it It's a reference to the greggs/baby Jesus advent calendar story. Sausage roll eh? I thought it was meant to be Sam Allardyce Easy mistake to make, I suppose.

Absolute nonsense. He's had a couple of quiet games, but he's still assisted more of our goals than anyone else this season. And who exactly is going to take his place? Aarons? Perez?

Notice that Sima was the only one to pull him up about it. Says it all.

Should be on the bench - he's fucked

I'm no fan of Elliot, but I think he's knackered here. Went down slower than usual for the goal, wouldn't be surprised if he didn't come out second half.

Because they're cunts.

Good goal that! Four men in the box for the pullback. My word.

Pickford been much better than crisp packet wrists Hart.

Celtic have been anything but cannon fodder tonight. Been a really enjoyable, tight, even game. A draw would be a fair result.

Really? Shouldn't he be locked up for that..? On reflection, I suppose she'll be 16 by now. Nah an Stacey Flounders. And now 3-2 Bolton

Really? Shouldn't he be locked up for that..? On reflection, I suppose she'll be 16 by now.

If Gayle's not coming on in this situation, then what's he on the bench for? Is Mitro that far out of favour?

Inclined to agree with this. Game was crying out for some subs. Yep. Should have had Diame off five minutes ago. He's dead on his feet.

https://twitter.com/rees_samantha/status/925095883183738880 That definitely the away end? As the bloke in the Newcastle coat is part of the staff at NUFC. It must be the away end mind I just assumed it was but yeah you could be right Yes. Work mate of mine is in the away end down there tonight, just tweeted a photo of his young'un with Mbemba.

Much better last five minutes

Mike Dean.