Oakie Doke

I'd love us to sign Onuoha too, we really Ned'um.

I remember him, had a very distinctive look with the hairband and orange dyed hair. Good player as well. RIP

I for one would rather pursue Sammy's development than that bellend Nile Ranger!

Name's far too long. Do you really think Ashley's going to shell out on that sort of lettering every game?

it's got to be Karim Benzema or nothing!

hobshobs is weird.

agreed, let's do it.

the only person in world football who genuinely thinks Jonas is a competent left back is Diego Maradona. And he's clinically insane.

the key word is "Reports", I suppose.

I think he should go abroad. I like seeing English footballers playing overseas and also it would mean we wouldn't have to face him. A stint in somewhere like Spain or Italy would also make the inevitable autobiography more interesting.

I remember Peter Ramage filling in there a few times. Cheeky loan bid?

yeah Barton to WHAM I reckon.

Ashley's planning on opening a Flex account.

FYP

he should do an Owen "I've decided, after much deliberation... to have a curry tonight #toughdecision"

"I wanna stay, thanks all the same#helmets"

No. Do it.

imagine Carroll on the end of those Cabaye corners!

what happened to our interest in Teteh Bangura?

poo

but realistically Barton's only going to be here for another season at most. We need to plan for the future! Unfortunately Ashley won't be able to see past the asking price. Prove me wrong, Mike. Prove me wrong!

how much woud Leon cost?

Americans do give their sportsmen better nicknames than us.

He did sign. Just for Arsenal.

he was a trialist. Known simply as "Man".