Oakie Doke

didn't Alves carry on playing anyway? Like hindu times says, he landed awkwardly in the box a fair while after Butt had caught him and that's when he had to be stretchered off. SSN are making it look like it was Butt's fault.

yeah that's what Setanta thought happened too.

:-[

I think either Krul or Foster should be first choice next season. We don't actually need to buy a new keeper.

http://www.tourdesign.co.uk/heds/Habib-Beye-Newcastle-United.jpg very good

http://img.skysports.com/09/05/402x210/AfonsoAlves_2301907.jpg it looks like Bassong and Alves went to a rave after the match.

I dunno why but I love the way Lovenkrands celebrates.

Numberwang.

the way Tuncay celebrated Habib Beye's own goal was annoying.

http://cache2.asset-cache.net/xc/87068998.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193DF08785A5DBF6211B8A67E0244A6522BE30A760B0D811297 sweet connection

has anyone heard him speak? He sounds like he should have been in Trainspotting.

same here. I had this blurred vision of Lovenkrands' goal in my mind and thought it was a dream at first.

who's the guy celebrating with Taylor? Xisco? yeah I thought that after I posted actually. Can't blame me for not recognising him

who's the guy celebrating with Taylor?

I thought Viduka was definitely going back to Australia at the end of the season whatever happened?

Nor would I. I would blame him for not playing a bit better though. maybe the two go hand in hand. Maybe. If he'd played a bit better maybe the season would have gone better. maybe.

Nor would I. I would blame him for not playing a bit better though. maybe the two go hand in hand.

surely if anyone can get Owen to recapture some of his old form it's his best mate Shearer.

players like him excite me. Not in a sexual way, but any player with pace who makes clever runs is good to watch.

I wouldn't blame him for being slightly disillusioned with how things have gone this season.

I'd be happy for him to stay if he wasn't on such ridiculous wages.

I'd give him a permanent contract. At the very least he adds depth to the squad and carries a goal threat. Won't be on massive wages either.

Aye clever editing of quotes can make anything sound like a confession to the start of World War 2. Colo has been disappointing this season, and I don't think anyone would disagree that we have had an appauling season. Its not like Denis Wise and Jiminez would have gone over to Colo and said "Look mate, how does playing for a team that will get no-where in the cups, has a £17 million striker who couldn't score for 15 games, a midfield with the pace of a lame donkey and who will be battling for survival with 3 games to go sound to you?"

hope we sign Joaquin!

who scored for Valencia?