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Mario Juliatto says hiiiyaaaa. Are you really gonna count him? A disastrous season in which they finished 14th with a very strong team. It was a relief for everyone when Mário Reis took over in 1988, iirc. He, in fact, relegated them. But it's important to remember the struggle of 1988 - more commonly known as "struggle de '88". Ah yes, I stand corrected. I was getting them mixed up with Varzim S.C., another club from the Vila do Conde region who I also used to watch regularly back in the late 80s. Great atmosphere at both grounds, it was an absolute honour for a lad who wasn't even born at the time, I can tell you.

Mario Juliatto says hiiiyaaaa. Are you really gonna count him? A disastrous season in which they finished 14th with a very strong team. It was a relief for everyone when Mário Reis took over in 1988, iirc.

Doesn't Mata, Froggy. Just thought of that.

so according to the media Haris Vuckic is a black Dutchman

styñe? styñe!? Sorry I don't speak foreign. What the fuck is that? Why am I being such an arsehole about this? Because our ancestors didn't fight in war so we could use letters with unusual lines above them. That's why I'm giving you shit about that, even though I knew what you meant, although I don't understand how you got there.

John Sargeant's hairline shits all over Wayne Rooney's.

Francis is out cold. Don't know what happened. Updates to follow.

clearly not affected by the magnitude of the situation.

Wilbur back in, Francis hauled off. Fizzy bottles finished.

throw in Messi and I'm with you.

I bought a bag of fizzy bottle sweets for the boys, but Wilbur's had too many and has started swearing. I've sent him out to calm down, with a view to bringing him back for the 2nd half. Updates as I get them.

this is liquid football!

Watching this game with my nephews Wilbur and Francis. Both good lads. Francis is quite a character!

we've hired a woman? Just about had it. Political correctness gone mad.

Ash there's no way you're 5'11 mate. Dream on.

he towered over me when I met him (I'm 5'3)

Balanta plays for QPR, guys.

David Edgar came through our academy. We'll always have that.

apparently McCall's trying to sign Sunderland icon James McFadden before tuesday.

anyone else reckon Colombia could be the dark horses (non-racial) of next year's world cup? They've got some real gems coming through.

literally had an erection all day thinking about this fixture.

nailed on to score against us next season.

This is shit. Sorry, not meaning to sound sexist but it's just a bad standard. I'd rather watch men play. Women do nothing for me.

You forfeited your right to have an opinion when you admitted to being a drunk. Get help. If not for you, for your loved ones.

That's a lovely kit. Good to see them back with Hewlett Packard. I might start supporting Spurs.