Parsley

These deals are taking their time admittedly but for all we know the delays could have nothing to do with us and have been caused by Mallorca being twats and Colo sorting his life out in Spain. Bit unfair to go slating the management without knowing what's really going on imo.

Joined

Given Beye Cacapa Coloccini Enrique Butt Guthrie N'Zogbia Milner Jonas Owen

Through the changes a club makes within itself to achieve success.

Derdiyok and Matias Fernandez to be unveiled on Wednesday

About the dribbling technique thing, I think it looks fine but as he's quite tall and lanky perhaps this affects the way it comes across? Anyway, very impressed with Jonas so far - sounds like a sound lad and works hard but has that bit of guile about him as well. Look forward to seeing him contribute this season.

Pistone?

I'm in a fragile state, what can I say

You're not actually being serious are you?

Great stuff, shame I missed both goals though

Pissed off at this? You must have had a breakdown when we played Mallorca mate

Aw shit.

Nice move there from Guthrie and Gutierrez.

Butt

Duff

Same mate, subscribed so I could watch this game and am quite impressed.

Class from Milner again.

Anyone else been impressed by Cacapa so far?

Ah balls.

Nice little bit of pressure there, Duff beating his man

In the stands

Ashley with Coloccini on the back of his shirt

Not mine, says 'Live event will be starting soon'. Presume it's working ok though.

I think everything's done and dusted, we just haven't gone public with it yet. Would suggest we're waiting on something ie at today's game or with another signing.